LaZy JaMes
@j-meeeeee.bsky.social
Director of Emotional Stability for the 3rd Oblong. Rhysling lives! X-Minus One.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I assassinate your penguin?
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I assassinate your penguin?
Post your warning label
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Post your warning label
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
🎵My momma talkin' to me, try to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sisters clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose🎵
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sisters clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose🎵
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
🎵My momma talkin' to me, try to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sisters clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose🎵
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sisters clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose🎵
Older D-O-G (Hank) is snoring my office.
Sounds like a 4-year old crying,
"Dad.....",
"Dad.....",
"Dad.....",
Finally, I answered. "What son?"
He lifted his head drowsily and FARTED.
Good boy!
Now he's pissed that I woke him up.
Sounds like a 4-year old crying,
"Dad.....",
"Dad.....",
"Dad.....",
Finally, I answered. "What son?"
He lifted his head drowsily and FARTED.
Good boy!
Now he's pissed that I woke him up.
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Older D-O-G (Hank) is snoring my office.
Sounds like a 4-year old crying,
"Dad.....",
"Dad.....",
"Dad.....",
Finally, I answered. "What son?"
He lifted his head drowsily and FARTED.
Good boy!
Now he's pissed that I woke him up.
Sounds like a 4-year old crying,
"Dad.....",
"Dad.....",
"Dad.....",
Finally, I answered. "What son?"
He lifted his head drowsily and FARTED.
Good boy!
Now he's pissed that I woke him up.
One of my favorite scenes from The Sure Thing.
Cop: [reading off citations to Gary Cooper (Tim Robbins) after Allison (Daphne Zuniga) flashes her breasts out the car window] Indecent Exposure. Driving as so to endanger...
Walter Gib: (John Cusack)
...driving with a load not properly tied down.
🤣
Cop: [reading off citations to Gary Cooper (Tim Robbins) after Allison (Daphne Zuniga) flashes her breasts out the car window] Indecent Exposure. Driving as so to endanger...
Walter Gib: (John Cusack)
...driving with a load not properly tied down.
🤣
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
One of my favorite scenes from The Sure Thing.
Cop: [reading off citations to Gary Cooper (Tim Robbins) after Allison (Daphne Zuniga) flashes her breasts out the car window] Indecent Exposure. Driving as so to endanger...
Walter Gib: (John Cusack)
...driving with a load not properly tied down.
🤣
Cop: [reading off citations to Gary Cooper (Tim Robbins) after Allison (Daphne Zuniga) flashes her breasts out the car window] Indecent Exposure. Driving as so to endanger...
Walter Gib: (John Cusack)
...driving with a load not properly tied down.
🤣
BREAKING: after having both her cases against James Comey and NY AG Letitia James, dropped - Donald Trump's hand-picked attorney Lindsey Halligan responded to the Judge saying "But yer honor, we didn't even have the swimsuit competition yet??"
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
BREAKING: after having both her cases against James Comey and NY AG Letitia James, dropped - Donald Trump's hand-picked attorney Lindsey Halligan responded to the Judge saying "But yer honor, we didn't even have the swimsuit competition yet??"
You'll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You'll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over, I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Oh, I know I'm being used
That's okay, man, 'cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay 'cause I've got no self-esteem
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over, I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Oh, I know I'm being used
That's okay, man, 'cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay 'cause I've got no self-esteem
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over, I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Oh, I know I'm being used
That's okay, man, 'cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay 'cause I've got no self-esteem
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over, I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Oh, I know I'm being used
That's okay, man, 'cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay 'cause I've got no self-esteem
