iyamtired
@iyamtired.bsky.social
LinkedIn headshot twitter go away. Women's wrongs activist. French vanilla
I'm not sorry at all Dwight Boykins is such an unfortunate name
December 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'm not sorry at all Dwight Boykins is such an unfortunate name
"he's using you" meanwhile my ankles are perfumed
December 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"he's using you" meanwhile my ankles are perfumed
Being poly is feeling like you can't breathe because there's a weight from your chest from losing someone you love, yet feeling a faint sliver of hope from a really wonderful first date
December 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Being poly is feeling like you can't breathe because there's a weight from your chest from losing someone you love, yet feeling a faint sliver of hope from a really wonderful first date
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I have to say, pentesters do a great job. Every pen I've ever bought has worked
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I have to say, pentesters do a great job. Every pen I've ever bought has worked
I don't normally lean dominant but when I'm pissed I prefer to take my anger out on a man
I took a man’s pegging virginity 🤭
How’s your day going?
How’s your day going?
December 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don't normally lean dominant but when I'm pissed I prefer to take my anger out on a man
I don't have a personality I just have tattoos
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I don't have a personality I just have tattoos
You look like you're submissive
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You look like you're submissive
No euro Christmas, no holiday market, no nye plans, no clue if GS will be employed this time next month (his choice but still) no idea where we'll be half a year from now, etc etc
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
No euro Christmas, no holiday market, no nye plans, no clue if GS will be employed this time next month (his choice but still) no idea where we'll be half a year from now, etc etc
We might be moving in June/July next year and the thought of either having no friends during the summer season or having to spend time to make friends is making me PMS
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
We might be moving in June/July next year and the thought of either having no friends during the summer season or having to spend time to make friends is making me PMS
Kimora lee simmons' genes is stupid strong
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Kimora lee simmons' genes is stupid strong
I want boobies that defy gravity
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I want boobies that defy gravity
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latch onto the bicep and do not let go lol
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
latch onto the bicep and do not let go lol
Putting perfume on to do my run in case I need to seduce a hunky dude with good stamina on the trail
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Putting perfume on to do my run in case I need to seduce a hunky dude with good stamina on the trail
My hair looked fire and I didn't go anywhere so here enjoy I guess
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My hair looked fire and I didn't go anywhere so here enjoy I guess
Waiting to see if I'm important enough to somebody to be kept in their life, or if I'll be casted away. Why do I do this to myself
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Waiting to see if I'm important enough to somebody to be kept in their life, or if I'll be casted away. Why do I do this to myself
Imagine hating me and I'm just home blasting Plain Jane while confirming I can still do the split
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Imagine hating me and I'm just home blasting Plain Jane while confirming I can still do the split
I always say it's better to have loved then lost than to have never loved at all. But it still hurts a lot
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I always say it's better to have loved then lost than to have never loved at all. But it still hurts a lot
Can't be a sad bitch when I'm pumped full of dessert
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Can't be a sad bitch when I'm pumped full of dessert
It is Lincoln Park after dark time
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It is Lincoln Park after dark time
People's lack of reading comprehension is pissing me off real bad because this is the entire content of the Partiful I sent out weeks ago - all three sentences in the event description. And a handful of people were surprised this week when I mentioned there is a dress theme to the party??
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
People's lack of reading comprehension is pissing me off real bad because this is the entire content of the Partiful I sent out weeks ago - all three sentences in the event description. And a handful of people were surprised this week when I mentioned there is a dress theme to the party??
I got a 3% salary increase for next year and I practically rolled my eyes bc 3% increase for "exceeding expectations" is diabolical
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I got a 3% salary increase for next year and I practically rolled my eyes bc 3% increase for "exceeding expectations" is diabolical
The people yearn to be scooped up in a bridal carry
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The people yearn to be scooped up in a bridal carry
I need to be pressed up against a slutty ass latin lover doing the horizontal bachata stat
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I need to be pressed up against a slutty ass latin lover doing the horizontal bachata stat
Bi coastal? No I'm tri coastal. East coast, west coast, and the Gulf Coast yeehawww
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Bi coastal? No I'm tri coastal. East coast, west coast, and the Gulf Coast yeehawww
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yeah therapy is great, but have you tried karaoke?
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
yeah therapy is great, but have you tried karaoke?