Ivan Oozer 🔞
@ivanoozer.bsky.social
Appreciator of brawny beards, fuzzy forearms, hairy chests and happy trails. Drip laugh love.
Giving myself a raise. #MonochromeMonday
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Giving myself a raise. #MonochromeMonday
I feel like this one should be accompanied by some sort of whooshing anime sound effect? #SundayCumday
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I feel like this one should be accompanied by some sort of whooshing anime sound effect? #SundayCumday
When it’s hard, it drips. When it’s soft, it flips. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
When it’s hard, it drips. When it’s soft, it flips. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
I give a decent wet willy. #FatCockFriday #FCF
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I give a decent wet willy. #FatCockFriday #FCF
There’s Taco Bell in there. #TummyTuesday
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
There’s Taco Bell in there. #TummyTuesday
What’s black and white and hard all over? My cock on #MonochromeMonday.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What’s black and white and hard all over? My cock on #MonochromeMonday.
I know spooky season ended a few days ago, but hopefully you won’t mind one more splatter movie. #SundayCumday
November 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I know spooky season ended a few days ago, but hopefully you won’t mind one more splatter movie. #SundayCumday
Sometimes it can be a little bit hard to post on #SoftCockSaturday.
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sometimes it can be a little bit hard to post on #SoftCockSaturday.
❌ Picking out a Halloween flick.
✅ Favoriting my Halloween dick.
Have a hauntingly horny #FatCockFriday!
✅ Favoriting my Halloween dick.
Have a hauntingly horny #FatCockFriday!
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
❌ Picking out a Halloween flick.
✅ Favoriting my Halloween dick.
Have a hauntingly horny #FatCockFriday!
✅ Favoriting my Halloween dick.
Have a hauntingly horny #FatCockFriday!
This is what happens when #TummyTuesday includes a sneak preview of #WetWednesday.
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is what happens when #TummyTuesday includes a sneak preview of #WetWednesday.
Giving you a ringside seat on #MonochromeMonday.
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Giving you a ringside seat on #MonochromeMonday.
#SundayCumday was good to the last drip.
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
#SundayCumday was good to the last drip.
It’s the last #FatCockFriday before Halloween. Do you know where your costume is? (I obviously don’t.)
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s the last #FatCockFriday before Halloween. Do you know where your costume is? (I obviously don’t.)
How rude of my hard cock to try to steal the spotlight on #TummyTuesday.
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How rude of my hard cock to try to steal the spotlight on #TummyTuesday.
My favorite black-and-white movie is Casawanka. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My favorite black-and-white movie is Casawanka. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
1,000 followers?! Aw shucks. Y'all got me feeling so flattered that I could spurt. (And I did, it being Sunday Cumday and all.)
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
1,000 followers?! Aw shucks. Y'all got me feeling so flattered that I could spurt. (And I did, it being Sunday Cumday and all.)
A little between-the-cheeks teasin’ on this mid-Jocktober Humpday.
October 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A little between-the-cheeks teasin’ on this mid-Jocktober Humpday.
Two hands are better than one.
October 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Two hands are better than one.