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Ivan Oozer 🔞
@ivanoozer.bsky.social
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Appreciator of brawny beards, fuzzy forearms, hairy chests and happy trails. Drip laugh love.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 22h
A little between-the-cheeks teasin’ on this mid-Jocktober Humpday.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 22h
A little between-the-cheeks teasin’ on this mid-Jocktober Humpday.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 1d
Two hands are better than one.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 2d
Barely keeping it in my (under)pants on Monochrome Monday.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 3d
Sunday Cumday achievement unlocked!
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 5d
Fat Cock Friday comes with a two-drip minimum.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 6d
It’s Thirsty Thursday. Can I get you a drink?
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 7d
Wiggle Wednesday is what you end up celebrating when you give up on a Humpday post after struggling for hours to write a caption centered around hilarious butt-centric wordplay.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 8d
I hope you’re enjoying Tummy Tuesday as much as I am.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 9d
Since it’s the first Monochrome Monday of Spooky Season, the vibe I’m going for is “mid-transformation wolfman from one of those classic Universal monster movies but make it super horny.”
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 10d
That thing where you pause the movie to check Bluesky real quick.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 11d
Getting a head of myself on Soft Cock Saturday.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 13d
All trails lead to Fat Cock Friday.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 14d
Shame me for almost forgetting to post on the first day of Cocktober.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 15d
Getting to the (dick) root of Tummy Tuesday.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 16d
Now this is a Velma I can get behind. 😉
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 16d
My impression of a 90° angle.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 19d
If you forget to post on Fat Cock Friday, is your cock even fat? 😫
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 20d
A friendly Thirsty Thursday reminder to stay hydrated by sucking my cock.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 23d
Ate an extra spicy potato soft taco for lunch in honor of Tummy Tuesday.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 26d
Bringing my own delicious beverage to your end-of-summer cookout.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 27d
On Fursdays we (occasionally) hang dong.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 29d
Tummy Tuesday but make it spicy.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · Sep 14
Did I just win a bunch of Sunday Cumday bonus points?
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · Sep 13
Soft Cock Saturday is gonna get pretty hard if I keep touching my nipples.
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