Geoff
@itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social
I'm from Ohio and I have dogs.
What do you mean Magnus Carlsen wasn’t in Lazytown?
January 28, 2026 at 1:39 AM
What do you mean Magnus Carlsen wasn’t in Lazytown?
I have too many farting dogs for this stupid cold weather
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I have too many farting dogs for this stupid cold weather
This is a shame. I'm going to miss her hairy nude selfies from the workplace loo.
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 PM
This is a shame. I'm going to miss her hairy nude selfies from the workplace loo.
The current, abysmal state of Ohio politics.
January 26, 2026 at 1:38 PM
The current, abysmal state of Ohio politics.
I just woke up from a dream in which a woman was being interviewed about her relationship and she said “he said ‘well, aloha, facepickles’ and that’s the sexiest thing he’s ever said to me” and now I can’t fall back asleep.
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I just woke up from a dream in which a woman was being interviewed about her relationship and she said “he said ‘well, aloha, facepickles’ and that’s the sexiest thing he’s ever said to me” and now I can’t fall back asleep.
Quote post with a clue of where you're from.
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Quote post with a clue of where you're from.
I still think this all started when they moved Sesame Street to HBO
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I still think this all started when they moved Sesame Street to HBO
I know this is a little late but has anyone tried rebooting the United States? Maybe blow on the cartridge?
January 23, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I know this is a little late but has anyone tried rebooting the United States? Maybe blow on the cartridge?
So how does a middle aged white guy join the Black Panthers?
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 AM
So how does a middle aged white guy join the Black Panthers?
Reposted by Geoff
Martin Luther King Jr. Day might affect these hours
January 19, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Martin Luther King Jr. Day might affect these hours
Just settling down to catch up with all your posts.
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Just settling down to catch up with all your posts.
January 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Take me back to when Winamp really whipped the llama’s ass
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Take me back to when Winamp really whipped the llama’s ass
Someone gave me a Super Bowl ring now I’m a football champion of the WORLD
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Someone gave me a Super Bowl ring now I’m a football champion of the WORLD
I think it’s high time the Vengabus showed up. They promised they’d be here for us.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I think it’s high time the Vengabus showed up. They promised they’d be here for us.
Waking up in an evil empire that is destroying world peace and murdering its own people but at least I don’t have to work today.
a man with his hand on his forehead is wearing a sweater that says my god on it
ALT: a man with his hand on his forehead is wearing a sweater that says my god on it
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Waking up in an evil empire that is destroying world peace and murdering its own people but at least I don’t have to work today.
The United States could be such a beautiful place.
January 8, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The United States could be such a beautiful place.
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
I wonder what sort of dipshittery by the US government I’ll wake up to tomorrow.
Good night
Good night
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I wonder what sort of dipshittery by the US government I’ll wake up to tomorrow.
Good night
Good night
Threatening war with Denmark over Greenland going from orange baboon’s rhetoric to official White House policy was not something I thought I’d ever witness.
Let me know when I can apply for asylum in Europe.
Let me know when I can apply for asylum in Europe.
January 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Threatening war with Denmark over Greenland going from orange baboon’s rhetoric to official White House policy was not something I thought I’d ever witness.
Let me know when I can apply for asylum in Europe.
Let me know when I can apply for asylum in Europe.
Recycling that bottle might help save the planet in the long term, but putting that Miller dude in the Hague would have immediate results.
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Recycling that bottle might help save the planet in the long term, but putting that Miller dude in the Hague would have immediate results.