I mean, possibly it's true that he's working harder than he ever has before. That has a whiny ring of truth.

My mum was recently outraged at a health check where she was marked down as 'obese', as she wasn't given the opportunity to do all the things she normally does when she weighs herself. So affected restaurant-goers could consider taking their clothes off and their teeth out? 🤓

Flash of kingfishers along the canal. Bliss.

The Errors tour 🪩✨

Ooh, how very frustrating!

Apparently missing the middle ages when you could throw rotten vegetables at that neighbour who annoyed you...

Millie Bobby Brown runs a rescue centre 🐶

I snuck down when my parents had a party and helped myself to a box of Ritz crackers, and that night had earache. Still get a twinge if I even think about them too closely...

As someone who grew up in the 1970s and wasn't ever taught that it was okay to say no even if that wasn't polite, I'm always so happy that my kids' generation know to say fuck right off, fella.

Create a war, so that you can cosplay peacemaker. The news coverage has been nauseating.