Samantha
@itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social
Sexy Neighbourhood Ginger, Gardening Goblin 🪴
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cordelia is an overachiever, activating in the first two days like girl calm down I haven’t even seasoned my cast iron dutch oven yet for you
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
cordelia is an overachiever, activating in the first two days like girl calm down I haven’t even seasoned my cast iron dutch oven yet for you
yes my whole personality is about to be about my new sourdough starter cordelia, i’m so ashamed to be this white rn
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
yes my whole personality is about to be about my new sourdough starter cordelia, i’m so ashamed to be this white rn
this is currently what i look like in the hospital waiting room following an allergic reaction
It’s giving “fuck it’s a sunday” vibes
It’s giving “fuck it’s a sunday” vibes
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
this is currently what i look like in the hospital waiting room following an allergic reaction
It’s giving “fuck it’s a sunday” vibes
It’s giving “fuck it’s a sunday” vibes
there’s no middle ground in my dms it’s just been this on repeat for the last 10 days
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
there’s no middle ground in my dms it’s just been this on repeat for the last 10 days
harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries
October 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries
10 games to get to know me
qt with yours
qt with yours
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
10 games to get to know me
qt with yours
qt with yours
oh they are so good wtf
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
oh they are so good wtf
Recipe testing my homemade autumn chutney (pending baking)
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Recipe testing my homemade autumn chutney (pending baking)
big basket of dried butter beans from the archway ! I dropped the basket it was that heavy 🥺
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
big basket of dried butter beans from the archway ! I dropped the basket it was that heavy 🥺
if I paid for premium on Twitter I would’ve made bank but I refuse to also give that man my own money
October 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
if I paid for premium on Twitter I would’ve made bank but I refuse to also give that man my own money
it’s making a comeback
October 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
it’s making a comeback
the way terfs can’t decipher humour and sarcasm is great because I’m trying to give them an aneurysm
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the way terfs can’t decipher humour and sarcasm is great because I’m trying to give them an aneurysm
what are you doing to me French Twitter
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what are you doing to me French Twitter
had my lovely French friend round for lunch today and I asked her to read this aloud and it sounded so beautiful but she was like ummmm they’ve just called you a slut and a pig basically 😂
the QT has done like 10 times better than my post lmao
the QT has done like 10 times better than my post lmao
October 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
had my lovely French friend round for lunch today and I asked her to read this aloud and it sounded so beautiful but she was like ummmm they’ve just called you a slut and a pig basically 😂
the QT has done like 10 times better than my post lmao
the QT has done like 10 times better than my post lmao
it’s soup season bitches
October 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
it’s soup season bitches
you would accuse him?
October 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
you would accuse him?
missed my bois but one of them shat on my slippers
guess who
guess who
October 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
missed my bois but one of them shat on my slippers
guess who
guess who
deep regret horny posting this and then coming back 12 hours later and my dms being full of chodes
October 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
deep regret horny posting this and then coming back 12 hours later and my dms being full of chodes
this is my reason to leave twitter now
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
this is my reason to leave twitter now
just woke up with a sore throat
October 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
just woke up with a sore throat
I kinda fixed her …
October 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I kinda fixed her …
my plot Neighbhour just sent me photos of my plot after the storm, my butterbean archway has been destroyed 😶, can’t even get to fix it till Monday/tuesday afternoon
we also lost a greenhouse glass panel it is nowhere to be found 😂 no evidence of glass shards anywhere
we also lost a greenhouse glass panel it is nowhere to be found 😂 no evidence of glass shards anywhere
October 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
my plot Neighbhour just sent me photos of my plot after the storm, my butterbean archway has been destroyed 😶, can’t even get to fix it till Monday/tuesday afternoon
we also lost a greenhouse glass panel it is nowhere to be found 😂 no evidence of glass shards anywhere
we also lost a greenhouse glass panel it is nowhere to be found 😂 no evidence of glass shards anywhere