itsonlyzach
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Once David Sedaris told me I looked handsome and sad. An effete, strident, bicoastal (both sides of the Delaware River) queer. Same name on IG⬆️📸 He/him. 🏳️🌈
You’re laughing? Bradley Jackson is detained in a Belarusian gulag, and you’re laughing?
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You’re laughing? Bradley Jackson is detained in a Belarusian gulag, and you’re laughing?
It is very cool and chill how Ryan Lizza sat on a bunch of info about the man who is dismantling health care for all Americans so he had some good revenge material for his newsletter. 😍😛🤠
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It is very cool and chill how Ryan Lizza sat on a bunch of info about the man who is dismantling health care for all Americans so he had some good revenge material for his newsletter. 😍😛🤠
Not me and Trump sharing a type.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Not me and Trump sharing a type.
Feels impeachable, and Dems should start vocalizing that.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Feels impeachable, and Dems should start vocalizing that.
Missed a real opportunity to call that Joan Didion Thanksgiving article "Good Pie to All Sat."
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Missed a real opportunity to call that Joan Didion Thanksgiving article "Good Pie to All Sat."
I’ve reached the Chuckles Bites the Dust moment in my Mary Tyler Moore Show watch.
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’ve reached the Chuckles Bites the Dust moment in my Mary Tyler Moore Show watch.
I'm on a real exercise kick since my birthday is approaching, and I hate to constantly rediscover that working out and running makes me feel and be better. Horrible thing, that.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm on a real exercise kick since my birthday is approaching, and I hate to constantly rediscover that working out and running makes me feel and be better. Horrible thing, that.
Me, finding out that the smutty gay graphic hockey romance adaptation I was going to download illegally has been picked up by an American platform.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me, finding out that the smutty gay graphic hockey romance adaptation I was going to download illegally has been picked up by an American platform.
For some reason, seeing this made me really miss The Other Two.
Did Matt Rogers just hard launch a new relationship with Below Deck star Fraser Olender? - buff.ly/Dhco5s9
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
For some reason, seeing this made me really miss The Other Two.
A thread that’s just a taste of why Philly is theee food city.
Philadelphia's Her Place Supper Club has earned a Michelin star. I am so damn thrilled for them; we've been there about four times.
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A thread that’s just a taste of why Philly is theee food city.
Getting choked up watching the Lilith Fair documentary. Always just want to be sitting on a mountain with my girlfriends watching pop and folk girlies singing to me.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Getting choked up watching the Lilith Fair documentary. Always just want to be sitting on a mountain with my girlfriends watching pop and folk girlies singing to me.
Someone should ask about 9/11.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Someone should ask about 9/11.
Midterm candidates better get serious about their plans to get bluesky to finally allow pics in DMs.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Midterm candidates better get serious about their plans to get bluesky to finally allow pics in DMs.
One of the worst things Twitter ever did (before the far right takeover) was to make journalists believe that THEY were the story, and the media landscape has never recovered.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
One of the worst things Twitter ever did (before the far right takeover) was to make journalists believe that THEY were the story, and the media landscape has never recovered.
Re Nuzzi/Lizza: I'm sorry, straight people. This is on YOU.
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Re Nuzzi/Lizza: I'm sorry, straight people. This is on YOU.
Imagining the blank faces I will be met with when I start talking Lizza/Nuzzi in any work meeting full of offline, normal, well adjusted people tomorrow.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Imagining the blank faces I will be met with when I start talking Lizza/Nuzzi in any work meeting full of offline, normal, well adjusted people tomorrow.
*whispers* Housewives wouldn't have to call out their trans/homophobic counterparts in a (admittedly great) soundbite video if they didn't cast trans/homophobic housewives.
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
*whispers* Housewives wouldn't have to call out their trans/homophobic counterparts in a (admittedly great) soundbite video if they didn't cast trans/homophobic housewives.
Not to be basic and predictable, but I too loved One Battle After Another. The day after, I'm thinking about it having spiritual through-line back to Lady Bird. How families persist in from the past through the future of Joan Didion's California.
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Not to be basic and predictable, but I too loved One Battle After Another. The day after, I'm thinking about it having spiritual through-line back to Lady Bird. How families persist in from the past through the future of Joan Didion's California.
Good night and Go Birds, to all. If I stay up to watch the game, I won’t be able to perform as “employed worker” for the rest of the week.
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Good night and Go Birds, to all. If I stay up to watch the game, I won’t be able to perform as “employed worker” for the rest of the week.
Not to be Ina Garten, but just threw together some leftovers for a crunchy rice omelet with chili crisp.
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Not to be Ina Garten, but just threw together some leftovers for a crunchy rice omelet with chili crisp.
I still think there's a nefarious end to this performance of normalcy, but I definitely did not envision MTG of all people attempting to pull off reverse-Fetterman in 2025.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I still think there's a nefarious end to this performance of normalcy, but I definitely did not envision MTG of all people attempting to pull off reverse-Fetterman in 2025.
About to hijack a Friendsgiving gathering later today by constantly, but subtly, reminding everyone there that my birthday this year falls on Thanksgiving day so all related celebrations are kind of about me too.
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
About to hijack a Friendsgiving gathering later today by constantly, but subtly, reminding everyone there that my birthday this year falls on Thanksgiving day so all related celebrations are kind of about me too.
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
On the one hand, what the everliving fuck.
On the other, gonna need a reaction from Cheryl Hines please.
On the other, gonna need a reaction from Cheryl Hines please.
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
On the one hand, what the everliving fuck.
On the other, gonna need a reaction from Cheryl Hines please.
On the other, gonna need a reaction from Cheryl Hines please.
Absolutely insane employment of the passive voice by the paper of record to remove nefarious agency from a pedophile.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Absolutely insane employment of the passive voice by the paper of record to remove nefarious agency from a pedophile.