Matt Jordan
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Matt Jordan
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“All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.” - Mayor Eric Adams
Thanksgiving Sushi Platter just got here, lfg
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
RIP Udo Kier
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Olivia Nuzzi? The Presidential Hopeful Profiler?
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Criterion NETWORK coming in February
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This but real life
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The last season of the Sopranos hinges on a hit that goes wrong because every single person refuses to take responsibility for something risky, and keeps delegating to someone further down the chain of command until it's just a bunch of incompetents. Curious to see who Jay Clayton delegates to!
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Email from Peggy Siegel to Jeffrey Epstein, January 12, 2010
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This video has everything: anime, an AVATAR 3 preview, a Hostage Negotiator from the UK, James Cameron trying to fly US Marines carrying ransom
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Stop the count
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Pom Klementieff in Beekeeper 2?
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
October 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Sir, another Majority Report person has posted something extremely stupid about the Maine Nazi
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM