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@itsfloortime.bsky.social
18+ ONLY • Somerville skulldog with a soul-wrenching desk job • 27yo, ze/hir or they/he • kinda-monog + engaged
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The Left Hand of the Malevolent.
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The Left Hand of the Malevolent.
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Learning the difference between discomfort and harm is how you can exist in any social space.
If the mere *idea* of something makes you spiral or lash out, you need to take a step back.
This isn't even just "A vs B"; being so unable to sit with your own discomfort causes in-fighting (+)
If the mere *idea* of something makes you spiral or lash out, you need to take a step back.
This isn't even just "A vs B"; being so unable to sit with your own discomfort causes in-fighting (+)
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Learning the difference between discomfort and harm is how you can exist in any social space.
If the mere *idea* of something makes you spiral or lash out, you need to take a step back.
This isn't even just "A vs B"; being so unable to sit with your own discomfort causes in-fighting (+)
If the mere *idea* of something makes you spiral or lash out, you need to take a step back.
This isn't even just "A vs B"; being so unable to sit with your own discomfort causes in-fighting (+)
my fiancee said, with mouth, "I don't think Ancillary Justice has any fanfiction"
and then opened Ao3.
and then opened Ao3.
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 AM
my fiancee said, with mouth, "I don't think Ancillary Justice has any fanfiction"
and then opened Ao3.
and then opened Ao3.
5 jobs you've had
- Trader Joe's
- security clerk
- optometric tech/optometry pre-screening
- optical sales
- insurance verification coordinator
- Trader Joe's
- security clerk
- optometric tech/optometry pre-screening
- optical sales
- insurance verification coordinator
5 jobs you’ve had
-Therapist
-Therapist
-Therapist
-Therapist
-Therapist
Hey I’ve had enough jobs in this field that I can just do this now
-Therapist
-Therapist
-Therapist
-Therapist
-Therapist
Hey I’ve had enough jobs in this field that I can just do this now
5 jobs you've had
-Business administrator (current)
-Technical illustration editor
-Architectural model builder
-Used bookstore clerk (I miss the cats)
-Education intern at an arms and armor museum (I miss the everything)
-Business administrator (current)
-Technical illustration editor
-Architectural model builder
-Used bookstore clerk (I miss the cats)
-Education intern at an arms and armor museum (I miss the everything)
January 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
5 jobs you've had
- Trader Joe's
- security clerk
- optometric tech/optometry pre-screening
- optical sales
- insurance verification coordinator
- Trader Joe's
- security clerk
- optometric tech/optometry pre-screening
- optical sales
- insurance verification coordinator
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this is still the best hellsite post ever tho
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
this is still the best hellsite post ever tho
tbh ever since tumblr started clamoring for trans guy rep in mpreg you guys have done a full 180 into barely concealing what is now both run of the mill normie preg *and* a detransition kink
we could've had it all
we could've had it all
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
tbh ever since tumblr started clamoring for trans guy rep in mpreg you guys have done a full 180 into barely concealing what is now both run of the mill normie preg *and* a detransition kink
we could've had it all
we could've had it all
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my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
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Premiering now on our YouTube channel! 🤩
Check out the incredible animated Closing Ceremonies movie by our Guest of Honor, @ritobandito.bsky.social and their team at Scrungle-Co! 👇🔥
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsYY...
Check out the incredible animated Closing Ceremonies movie by our Guest of Honor, @ritobandito.bsky.social and their team at Scrungle-Co! 👇🔥
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsYY...
Anthro New England 2026: Closing Ceremonies Movie
It seems the gig is up...
The fantastic creative team of @Scrungle-co have put together this fantastic closing ceremonies mini-movie for our wonderful attendees, wrapping up our time with ANE 2026:…
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January 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Premiering now on our YouTube channel! 🤩
Check out the incredible animated Closing Ceremonies movie by our Guest of Honor, @ritobandito.bsky.social and their team at Scrungle-Co! 👇🔥
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsYY...
Check out the incredible animated Closing Ceremonies movie by our Guest of Honor, @ritobandito.bsky.social and their team at Scrungle-Co! 👇🔥
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsYY...
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Also, basically any time you see a “kingdom hearts but city pop” type video it should set off your genAI detector.
ditch the longform 2 hour vgm vibe playlists. make playlists of actual tracks from actual games. be intentional. if you’re intentional, you won’t be nearly as likely to fall for obvious bait like this. another really great reason why crediting and id-ing the music you’re listening to is valuable
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Also, basically any time you see a “kingdom hearts but city pop” type video it should set off your genAI detector.
Greater Boston lex will be like "where are the femmes" "Boston has no butches" "top shortage" "dom shortage" "nobody is t4t" I'm starting to think none of my queer neighbors go outside
January 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Greater Boston lex will be like "where are the femmes" "Boston has no butches" "top shortage" "dom shortage" "nobody is t4t" I'm starting to think none of my queer neighbors go outside
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Stay hydrated, friends. There's important work to be done!
January 26, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Stay hydrated, friends. There's important work to be done!
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"he would not fucking say that" but for blorbo's gender. he would not fucking keep his tits
January 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
"he would not fucking say that" but for blorbo's gender. he would not fucking keep his tits
gets my friend to play Slay The Princess. their first ending is, in an amazing cosmic turn of events, the Tower. they understand why I think this is the funniest thing in the world. life is good
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
gets my friend to play Slay The Princess. their first ending is, in an amazing cosmic turn of events, the Tower. they understand why I think this is the funniest thing in the world. life is good
my haters become potaters in my vegetable garden of success
January 25, 2026 at 1:29 AM
my haters become potaters in my vegetable garden of success
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January 23, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Should I keep kicking the hornet’s nest and also take this time to say you should keep your cats inside otherwise you’re an irresponsible pet owner? Cause it’s true.
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Should I keep kicking the hornet’s nest and also take this time to say you should keep your cats inside otherwise you’re an irresponsible pet owner? Cause it’s true.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
okay but hear me out... what if I was bnuuy
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 AM
okay but hear me out... what if I was bnuuy
happy to say I finally locked in and finished my first run of Slay The Princess
getting the Prisoner for my final Princess on a truly blind run was so incredibly funny to me and I will not be explaining why. if you know, then you know
getting the Prisoner for my final Princess on a truly blind run was so incredibly funny to me and I will not be explaining why. if you know, then you know
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
happy to say I finally locked in and finished my first run of Slay The Princess
getting the Prisoner for my final Princess on a truly blind run was so incredibly funny to me and I will not be explaining why. if you know, then you know
getting the Prisoner for my final Princess on a truly blind run was so incredibly funny to me and I will not be explaining why. if you know, then you know
Floor Time photoshoot.....
January 21, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Floor Time photoshoot.....
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I got a bunch of traffic to this blog post from Twitter today, and have zero idea why, so I'm sharing it here in case someone finds it helpful:
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Why are furry conventions offering HIV testing to attendees? - Dhole Moments
Spoiler: It’s nothing scandalous or bad. Every once in a while, someone posts this photo on Twitter to attempt to dunk on furries: Midwest FurFest 2018 Over the years, I’ve seen this di…
soatok.blog
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I got a bunch of traffic to this blog post from Twitter today, and have zero idea why, so I'm sharing it here in case someone finds it helpful:
soatok.blog/2024/09/30/w...
soatok.blog/2024/09/30/w...
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗