Doug!
@itsdoug.ca
Sysadmin, Dad and general pain in the ass
He/Him
He/Him
Oh good, I’m in my 40’s so I only get two more
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Oh good, I’m in my 40’s so I only get two more
That’s a high-caliber roast
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
That’s a high-caliber roast
They decided to go with Twunk Skittari this time
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
They decided to go with Twunk Skittari this time
The fun part was my Mom (who at that point was just going to church because she liked being in the choir) stood up called her an asshole and left
I don't think anyone in my immediate family has set foot in a church except for a wedding since
I don't think anyone in my immediate family has set foot in a church except for a wedding since
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The fun part was my Mom (who at that point was just going to church because she liked being in the choir) stood up called her an asshole and left
I don't think anyone in my immediate family has set foot in a church except for a wedding since
I don't think anyone in my immediate family has set foot in a church except for a wedding since
Mine was when the cute redhead in my confirmation class broke up with me
There was also the homophobic lady at the church who screamed at my brother about his Pokemon cards and then convinced everyone in the church that allowing same-sex marriage was "against god"
There was also the homophobic lady at the church who screamed at my brother about his Pokemon cards and then convinced everyone in the church that allowing same-sex marriage was "against god"
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Mine was when the cute redhead in my confirmation class broke up with me
There was also the homophobic lady at the church who screamed at my brother about his Pokemon cards and then convinced everyone in the church that allowing same-sex marriage was "against god"
There was also the homophobic lady at the church who screamed at my brother about his Pokemon cards and then convinced everyone in the church that allowing same-sex marriage was "against god"
It's just like seasoning food, you go with your heart
If your heart starts beating really fast then you did it right
If your heart starts beating really fast then you did it right
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It's just like seasoning food, you go with your heart
If your heart starts beating really fast then you did it right
If your heart starts beating really fast then you did it right
Oh wow, he was doing such a greeeeeaaaaaaatttttt job
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oh wow, he was doing such a greeeeeaaaaaaatttttt job
I was thinking Fozzy but he keeps breaking the accent at inopportune times
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I was thinking Fozzy but he keeps breaking the accent at inopportune times
I kind of want a “Reverse Muppets” where Benoit Blanc is the Muppet surrounded by humans
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I kind of want a “Reverse Muppets” where Benoit Blanc is the Muppet surrounded by humans
How many cycles of “Wall Street blew itself up because of greed” will we have to go through in our lives?
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How many cycles of “Wall Street blew itself up because of greed” will we have to go through in our lives?
It's almost as if the image has been edited to imply a different meaning from the source material
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's almost as if the image has been edited to imply a different meaning from the source material
This reminds me to stop putting off my living will updates
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This reminds me to stop putting off my living will updates
I'm pretty sure this is the only reason my spouse keeps me around
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm pretty sure this is the only reason my spouse keeps me around
The Whigs basically became the Liberal Party so it tracks
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Whigs basically became the Liberal Party so it tracks
A resurgent Whig party would be quite helpful at the moment
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A resurgent Whig party would be quite helpful at the moment
That's right, I'm the play by play guy
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
That's right, I'm the play by play guy
Oh, there's a Red Flag on the play, let's see what the Ref's on the field have to say:
a referee is standing on a field with the words just stop in front of him .
ALT: a referee is standing on a field with the words just stop in front of him .
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November 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh, there's a Red Flag on the play, let's see what the Ref's on the field have to say:
How do you feel about the musical Beetlejuice?
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
How do you feel about the musical Beetlejuice?