Doug!
@itsdoug.ca
Sysadmin, Dad and general pain in the ass
He/Him
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Doug!
@itsdoug.ca
· Aug 19
I only pick the highest quality of low hanging fruit
I’m sorry, what?
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m sorry, what?
Saving this list to look at when I feel down about my job performance to remind myself it could be a lot worse
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Saving this list to look at when I feel down about my job performance to remind myself it could be a lot worse
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Scottish Wildcats were, until now, creatures unknown to me. Turns out, they look exactly how you would expect a Scottish Wildcat to look like...
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Scottish Wildcats were, until now, creatures unknown to me. Turns out, they look exactly how you would expect a Scottish Wildcat to look like...
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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hey guys check this out
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
hey guys check this out
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So, I have a question
Given recent events, should this not get me suspended? It's clearly a threat of violence to another user
Personally, I'd say no because it's clearly a joke between two mutuals but...
Where is the line?
Is it only threats of murder? Are we including metaphor?
Given recent events, should this not get me suspended? It's clearly a threat of violence to another user
Personally, I'd say no because it's clearly a joke between two mutuals but...
Where is the line?
Is it only threats of murder? Are we including metaphor?
I will strike you, you wanna get struck?
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
So, I have a question
Given recent events, should this not get me suspended? It's clearly a threat of violence to another user
Personally, I'd say no because it's clearly a joke between two mutuals but...
Where is the line?
Is it only threats of murder? Are we including metaphor?
Given recent events, should this not get me suspended? It's clearly a threat of violence to another user
Personally, I'd say no because it's clearly a joke between two mutuals but...
Where is the line?
Is it only threats of murder? Are we including metaphor?
I’m looking forward to years and years of people giving the Pope sports jerseys and him dying a little inside as he accepts them
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’m looking forward to years and years of people giving the Pope sports jerseys and him dying a little inside as he accepts them
I finally watched Fantastic Four: First Steps last night
Is it bad that my favourite part is Paul Walter Hauser as Mole Man?
Is it bad that my favourite part is Paul Walter Hauser as Mole Man?
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I finally watched Fantastic Four: First Steps last night
Is it bad that my favourite part is Paul Walter Hauser as Mole Man?
Is it bad that my favourite part is Paul Walter Hauser as Mole Man?
Live view of Bluesky T&S discussing moderation issues with the community
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
Alt: The Simpsons clip of Sideshow Bob repeatedly stepping on rakes as viewed from above
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Live view of Bluesky T&S discussing moderation issues with the community
Do you think Jay Leno is trying to pitch a big comeback to the tonight show now that all of his old material is relevant again?
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Do you think Jay Leno is trying to pitch a big comeback to the tonight show now that all of his old material is relevant again?
Nothing is more terrifying than a four year old that wants a specific toy that he can’t find
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Nothing is more terrifying than a four year old that wants a specific toy that he can’t find
The Parent’s Lament
Well that wasn’t enough sleep
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The Parent’s Lament
Come get your duds in order
'Cause we're bound to cross the water
'Cause we're bound to cross the water
Question 8:
If you were in a situation where the only thing that could save a life was to successfully start a sing-a-long with a random group of strangers, what song are you belting?
If you were in a situation where the only thing that could save a life was to successfully start a sing-a-long with a random group of strangers, what song are you belting?
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Come get your duds in order
'Cause we're bound to cross the water
'Cause we're bound to cross the water
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Fund Me Friday!
Sorry this is late. I forgot what day of the week it was 😬
(Link would never forget, and that’s why he should be reinstated.)
Drop your fundraisers down below and share! Don’t forget the alt text!
#FreeŁink
#FundFriday
Sorry this is late. I forgot what day of the week it was 😬
(Link would never forget, and that’s why he should be reinstated.)
Drop your fundraisers down below and share! Don’t forget the alt text!
#FreeŁink
#FundFriday
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Fund Me Friday!
Sorry this is late. I forgot what day of the week it was 😬
(Link would never forget, and that’s why he should be reinstated.)
Drop your fundraisers down below and share! Don’t forget the alt text!
#FreeŁink
#FundFriday
Sorry this is late. I forgot what day of the week it was 😬
(Link would never forget, and that’s why he should be reinstated.)
Drop your fundraisers down below and share! Don’t forget the alt text!
#FreeŁink
#FundFriday
It should be illegal for an auditor to reject a response document on a Friday three weeks after it's been submitted.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It should be illegal for an auditor to reject a response document on a Friday three weeks after it's been submitted.
So, I have a question
Given recent events, should this not get me suspended? It's clearly a threat of violence to another user
Personally, I'd say no because it's clearly a joke between two mutuals but...
Where is the line?
Is it only threats of murder? Are we including metaphor?
Given recent events, should this not get me suspended? It's clearly a threat of violence to another user
Personally, I'd say no because it's clearly a joke between two mutuals but...
Where is the line?
Is it only threats of murder? Are we including metaphor?
I will strike you, you wanna get struck?
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
So, I have a question
Given recent events, should this not get me suspended? It's clearly a threat of violence to another user
Personally, I'd say no because it's clearly a joke between two mutuals but...
Where is the line?
Is it only threats of murder? Are we including metaphor?
Given recent events, should this not get me suspended? It's clearly a threat of violence to another user
Personally, I'd say no because it's clearly a joke between two mutuals but...
Where is the line?
Is it only threats of murder? Are we including metaphor?
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my dad’s pay period is still messed up and i have under $100 atm lol. please share 💖
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ko-fi.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
my dad’s pay period is still messed up and i have under $100 atm lol. please share 💖
Add a couple trumpet stings and you have the basics for a Less Than Jake song
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Add a couple trumpet stings and you have the basics for a Less Than Jake song
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
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I have one last ask for myself to cover gas for the rest of the weekend until I get paid Thursday (I'm off mon/tues at least!)
$40 to get me through with all the driving I do.
$danirockasota
V: djamiempls
$40 to get me through with all the driving I do.
$danirockasota
V: djamiempls
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I have one last ask for myself to cover gas for the rest of the weekend until I get paid Thursday (I'm off mon/tues at least!)
$40 to get me through with all the driving I do.
$danirockasota
V: djamiempls
$40 to get me through with all the driving I do.
$danirockasota
V: djamiempls
Are you telling me that the guy who was caught liking "Barely Legal" accounts, freaked out and banned someone for pointing it out is now making moderation decisions protecting the "technically its ephebophilia" crowd?
Is that what you're saying?
Is that the state of things?
Honestly?
Really?
Is that what you're saying?
Is that the state of things?
Honestly?
Really?
if i was bsky moderation or bsky legal i would not make the conscious choice to defend the "technically its ephebophilia" crowd because that could DEFINITELY look like the team is protecting people that are sexually assaulting literal children
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Are you telling me that the guy who was caught liking "Barely Legal" accounts, freaked out and banned someone for pointing it out is now making moderation decisions protecting the "technically its ephebophilia" crowd?
Is that what you're saying?
Is that the state of things?
Honestly?
Really?
Is that what you're saying?
Is that the state of things?
Honestly?
Really?
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Reposted by Doug!
reminder: i am currently in crushing debt due to not being paid/employed for a year and a half (and losing all of my belongings in a flood my insurance refused to cover)
i am going to have to file bankruptcy AND empty my 401K to stay afloat if i don’t find work soon. anything at all helps
i am going to have to file bankruptcy AND empty my 401K to stay afloat if i don’t find work soon. anything at all helps
Vidal Dax
i am a succubus what feeds off the sadness of men
bento.me
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
reminder: i am currently in crushing debt due to not being paid/employed for a year and a half (and losing all of my belongings in a flood my insurance refused to cover)
i am going to have to file bankruptcy AND empty my 401K to stay afloat if i don’t find work soon. anything at all helps
i am going to have to file bankruptcy AND empty my 401K to stay afloat if i don’t find work soon. anything at all helps
Got my ass
damn, simmer down there warped tour
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Got my ass