Alejandro
@itsalejandro.bsky.social
Just a dumb bitch, following other dumb bitches
SoCal is 🏡
SoCal is 🏡
Got buzzed and made plans to go to a workout class with my girlies, but one just texted saying they’re working.…thank GOD 🙌
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Got buzzed and made plans to go to a workout class with my girlies, but one just texted saying they’re working.…thank GOD 🙌
Baby sweaters by moi for my bosses sons, hopefully they put me on the schedule for this month 💀
February 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Baby sweaters by moi for my bosses sons, hopefully they put me on the schedule for this month 💀
SoCal winters just hit different 😮💨
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
SoCal winters just hit different 😮💨
Is it happening, is someone legitimately asking me to be a sugar baby?? 🥹
January 24, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Is it happening, is someone legitimately asking me to be a sugar baby?? 🥹
Todays my birthday and I decided I’m giving party favors out to everyone that comes to my happy hour tonight
January 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Todays my birthday and I decided I’m giving party favors out to everyone that comes to my happy hour tonight
I keep getting low heart rate notifications— Apple, am I dying?!
January 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I keep getting low heart rate notifications— Apple, am I dying?!
Getting older means you really should’ve bought that thing you needed when you first thought about it, cause now waiting for feels unbearable
January 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Getting older means you really should’ve bought that thing you needed when you first thought about it, cause now waiting for feels unbearable
Phlebotomist got slammed after her lunch, and although I’ve already come back after coming at 11:30, my patience is wearing thin for all the boomers in the waiting room complaining about the wait. Girl what else are you doing, other than waiting to die?!
January 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Phlebotomist got slammed after her lunch, and although I’ve already come back after coming at 11:30, my patience is wearing thin for all the boomers in the waiting room complaining about the wait. Girl what else are you doing, other than waiting to die?!
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If you're starting your fitness journey and scared of the gym, remember no one is paying attention. Unless you don't re-rack your weights then everyone will notice and think you're a cunt x
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
If you're starting your fitness journey and scared of the gym, remember no one is paying attention. Unless you don't re-rack your weights then everyone will notice and think you're a cunt x
I have to takes a new pic for my DL tomorrow, am I crazy for asking my bestie who’s a hair stylist to give me a blowout before I go?
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I have to takes a new pic for my DL tomorrow, am I crazy for asking my bestie who’s a hair stylist to give me a blowout before I go?
I love that I’ve tailored my algorithm to show me thirst traps and knitting posts
January 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I love that I’ve tailored my algorithm to show me thirst traps and knitting posts
Had a blister growing on my foot from running, and it popped today. In my effort to clean it up I noticed it had another blister forming under it, how?!
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Had a blister growing on my foot from running, and it popped today. In my effort to clean it up I noticed it had another blister forming under it, how?!
Cherish friends that hoard their favorite products, cause I never leave empty handed 😛
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Cherish friends that hoard their favorite products, cause I never leave empty handed 😛
Being an adult means being excited when your friend hits you up and says, “my neighbor went to Alaska on fishing trip, and he brought me back too much, you want some” and baby I have never said “yes” so fast in my life 😮💨
August 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Being an adult means being excited when your friend hits you up and says, “my neighbor went to Alaska on fishing trip, and he brought me back too much, you want some” and baby I have never said “yes” so fast in my life 😮💨
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hi yes, I’m a content creator on bluesky
August 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
hi yes, I’m a content creator on bluesky
Sometimes I think my handwriting was wasted by not being a teacher, cause I would make my boards the prettiest
July 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sometimes I think my handwriting was wasted by not being a teacher, cause I would make my boards the prettiest
I think I’m at the point in life where I’m okay with just porn, because to keep the company of men just seems too exhausting now for what little pay out there is, then again it’s been 6 years since I’ve gotten any
July 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think I’m at the point in life where I’m okay with just porn, because to keep the company of men just seems too exhausting now for what little pay out there is, then again it’s been 6 years since I’ve gotten any
The bar down the street from me uses Espolón for their well tequila (I know crazy right). Anyways they just ran out so now I’m getting my HH tequila soda with Casamigos 😈 cant be $8
July 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The bar down the street from me uses Espolón for their well tequila (I know crazy right). Anyways they just ran out so now I’m getting my HH tequila soda with Casamigos 😈 cant be $8
Scallion loaf, best one yet ❤️
July 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Scallion loaf, best one yet ❤️
First Tahoe, now Texas, oh Mother Nature is pissed
July 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
First Tahoe, now Texas, oh Mother Nature is pissed
Now that I am in the midst of an advanced legal research and writing class, I need something to play in the background. Any recs? I do love me a good a period drama
July 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Now that I am in the midst of an advanced legal research and writing class, I need something to play in the background. Any recs? I do love me a good a period drama
Perks of continuing education after 21, anywhere can be a place to study
June 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Perks of continuing education after 21, anywhere can be a place to study
Moira Rose was so right when she said “take a 1000 naked photos of yourself… you’ll look back on them with much kinder eyes.” Cause damn I was hot 🔥
June 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Moira Rose was so right when she said “take a 1000 naked photos of yourself… you’ll look back on them with much kinder eyes.” Cause damn I was hot 🔥