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salo
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Produce that’s in season when you’re pregnant >>>>>>>
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bad news for every guy I know that had excess breast tissue as a child.
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Having a kid has made me realize just how much I dislike doctor seuss.
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
and so begins a non-exhaustive list of things in Monmouth county NJ that I think are tacky and cringe:
- lifetime gym
- Gabriella’s on 35 in Middletown (esp the brunch)
- the talercios/livottis/uncle Giuseppe blood war
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
oh hey it’s ur boyfriends homeland
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I simply loveeee to conclude attorney review
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Which muppet of Sesame Street reads as the most divorced to you? To me it’s Telly.
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Happy holidays from me and my impending psychotic break
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Not to kink shame but the scenes between Ralph Cifaretto and Janice Soprano make me feel physically ill.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I am going to primary Cory Booker.
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I made my own cookie recipe today!!! It’s like an oatmeal raisin but with pecans, cranberries, fresh ginger, allspice, nutmeg, molasses, and brown butter :)
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Netflix has DESTROYED Sesame Street!!!!! We demand the letter and number of the day!!!!!! What the fuck
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My barista enemy is very upset that Twitter is down.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Reposted by salo
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I walked past 100 highschoolers yesterday and all of them were in lounge pants, which struck me as a “school isn’t a fashion show, young lady” young lady.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Did they change the formula of the Panera green tea to taste like lipgloss or am I just pregnant
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Reposted by salo
[less than a week after dems sweep elections]

chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Are we all watching Pluribus??
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Truly nothing funnier than a little one-year-old boy toddling up to you and saying “juice!”
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I don’t want a dog whatsoever but having a little guy that will run over and clean up when my son throws his food on the floor does sound pretty good
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the problem with dropouts crowd control show is that the audience is all theater kids and dropout fans who are absolutely THRILLED to be there and desperately want to be on camera and that makes the crowd work not that funny.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Wow the people who write the horny chain texts sure have a lot of material to work with today
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Seeing if my one year old likes bauhaus
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I super don’t care about the east wing and I super do care that people are about to be booted off of food stamps and have their healthcare premiums jacked up 30%
October 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
preggo girlie self care: empty house, trash tv, no work to do, takeout biscuits and gravy.
October 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM