itcantbe🔞
@itcantbe.bsky.social
fic writer and sometimes artist. I like all sorts of things, many problematic. no minors, no antis. check pinned post for links.
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following me on bsky means you’re cool with nasty yaoi porn and esoteric Jewish humor
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
following me on bsky means you’re cool with nasty yaoi porn and esoteric Jewish humor
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Organized religion trains brains to:
• accept a separate New Year's just for trees
• fear yet another shiur about what the number of seeds in a pomegranate represents
• reject eating fruits grown in the first three years of the tree's life
• accept a separate New Year's just for trees
• fear yet another shiur about what the number of seeds in a pomegranate represents
• reject eating fruits grown in the first three years of the tree's life
Organized religion trains brains to:
• accept claims without evidence
• fear questioning authority
• reject contradicting information
Then we’re surprised those same brains can’t recognize when lies exist and democracy is stolen?
This outcome was neuroscience, not accident.
• accept claims without evidence
• fear questioning authority
• reject contradicting information
Then we’re surprised those same brains can’t recognize when lies exist and democracy is stolen?
This outcome was neuroscience, not accident.
February 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Organized religion trains brains to:
• accept a separate New Year's just for trees
• fear yet another shiur about what the number of seeds in a pomegranate represents
• reject eating fruits grown in the first three years of the tree's life
• accept a separate New Year's just for trees
• fear yet another shiur about what the number of seeds in a pomegranate represents
• reject eating fruits grown in the first three years of the tree's life
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does a body like this excite you, satomi-kun?
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 AM
does a body like this excite you, satomi-kun?
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guys i think i know what satomi's gift to kyouji is
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 AM
guys i think i know what satomi's gift to kyouji is
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October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Famiresu in a nutshell
January 30, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Famiresu in a nutshell
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theyre so stupid
January 30, 2026 at 9:08 PM
theyre so stupid
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the evil and all knowing kyouji strawberry san
January 30, 2026 at 5:14 PM
the evil and all knowing kyouji strawberry san
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There is no reason you can’t honor Holocaust Remembrance Day while also celebrating large boulder the size of a small boulder day…life is full of simultaneous joy and mourning.
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 PM
There is no reason you can’t honor Holocaust Remembrance Day while also celebrating large boulder the size of a small boulder day…life is full of simultaneous joy and mourning.
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every time smut ends with one of the characters looking at their spunk and self consciously saying "ew, we should clean up" an angel gets hit by a truck
January 24, 2026 at 5:06 PM
every time smut ends with one of the characters looking at their spunk and self consciously saying "ew, we should clean up" an angel gets hit by a truck
Louis spitting in Gil’s mouth is Everything to me
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Louis spitting in Gil’s mouth is Everything to me
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annoying (cw cum, a little pp)
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
annoying (cw cum, a little pp)
I’ll enjoy bsky a lot more with far fewer smug posts about “tHe AvErAge tWitTeR uSeR” like maybe the fact we were willing to put up with it says a lot more about you lot
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’ll enjoy bsky a lot more with far fewer smug posts about “tHe AvErAge tWitTeR uSeR” like maybe the fact we were willing to put up with it says a lot more about you lot
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How come when the children put a hat on Frosty and he comes to life it’s cute and kitschy, but when I write “emet” on this lump of clay and it comes to life suddenly I’m “bringing destruction on the whole village” and I have to “make it stop??”
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
How come when the children put a hat on Frosty and he comes to life it’s cute and kitschy, but when I write “emet” on this lump of clay and it comes to life suddenly I’m “bringing destruction on the whole village” and I have to “make it stop??”
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Hillel: put your right foot in
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hillel: put your right foot in
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
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happy halloween chicagoland, WE MADE IT!!!
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
happy halloween chicagoland, WE MADE IT!!!
Hell yes
the nerdiest and least-significant thing i will ever correct people on is the difference between edt/est, cdt/cst, etc. they’re different time zones!!
you use “-dt” for daylight savings time when referencing your time zone in the summer and “-st” for standard time in the winter
you use “-dt” for daylight savings time when referencing your time zone in the summer and “-st” for standard time in the winter
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hell yes
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"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)