Splotchy
@isplotchy.com
Six foot tall biped, largely sedentary
Rare pixelated boat miss
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Rare pixelated boat miss
Why am I telling you this lol
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Why am I telling you this lol
Still have bummer-by-proxy about you offhandedly talking about meeting your hero and it not going well. ❤️
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Still have bummer-by-proxy about you offhandedly talking about meeting your hero and it not going well. ❤️
The finale in north by northwest was nice
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The finale in north by northwest was nice
Maybe Harlan Crow will take it for his sculpture garden
February 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Maybe Harlan Crow will take it for his sculpture garden
Why can’t we have the rat coin purse here
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Why can’t we have the rat coin purse here
Typo in headline makes for possible @kenwhite.bsky.social account name
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Typo in headline makes for possible @kenwhite.bsky.social account name
Can I just get a recumbent bike
January 28, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Can I just get a recumbent bike
I did it once, not 1 out of every 100 times
January 28, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I did it once, not 1 out of every 100 times
Can you at least let this fella have mumblecore
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Can you at least let this fella have mumblecore
Thought you were starting your sentence with a verb, I will check them out!
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Thought you were starting your sentence with a verb, I will check them out!
Now you have to marry your mother-in-law
January 23, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Now you have to marry your mother-in-law
Did you know those regular expressions can be EXTENDED
January 23, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Did you know those regular expressions can be EXTENDED
His dad killed a woman while drunk driving
January 22, 2026 at 1:35 AM
His dad killed a woman while drunk driving