Splotchy
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Splotchy
@isplotchy.com
· Dec 26
Elvis - SPLOTCHY
When I first started out as a computer programmer many years ago, there was a guy in my area who was a software consultant. He later became an employee, and later after that he became my boss. I liked...
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Telling an Elvis story that was told to me. Merry Xmas. isplotchy.com/blog/2024/12...
I’m sorry, I didn’t see you in the other lane and I thought the honking was in the Vengaboys song I was listening to
February 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I’m sorry, I didn’t see you in the other lane and I thought the honking was in the Vengaboys song I was listening to
You know that game where you try not to hear “Last Christmas” the days before Xmas? I play that game, except it’s “Money” by Pink Floyd and I play it for my entire life.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
You know that game where you try not to hear “Last Christmas” the days before Xmas? I play that game, except it’s “Money” by Pink Floyd and I play it for my entire life.
Why aren’t we hearing from those weirdo round glasses wearing pronatalists, how do they feel about ICE and the new Nintendo Switch
January 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Why aren’t we hearing from those weirdo round glasses wearing pronatalists, how do they feel about ICE and the new Nintendo Switch
Tessio talking to Michael Corleone, but instead of telling him about the gun behind the toilet he’s giving verbal instructions on how to put together an IKEA bookcase
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Tessio talking to Michael Corleone, but instead of telling him about the gun behind the toilet he’s giving verbal instructions on how to put together an IKEA bookcase
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Times are fucking tough right now. Please take a moment in your doomscrolling to enjoy some pictures of Olive, who loves you and hopes you are taking care of yourself. 💜
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Times are fucking tough right now. Please take a moment in your doomscrolling to enjoy some pictures of Olive, who loves you and hopes you are taking care of yourself. 💜
Chanananananananana knees knees
January 21, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Chanananananananana knees knees
Pound for pound the best gif
a boy in a blue shirt is sitting at a desk in front of a computer monitor
Alt: a boy in a blue shirt is sitting at a desk in front of a computer monitor
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Pound for pound the best gif
Krautrock Shallow Water Fitness
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Krautrock Shallow Water Fitness
Why did Rhea Seehorn’s character in Plur1bus never try to hit the pound sign to skip listening to the whole hive mind voicemail, I mean Jesus fucking Christ, can’t you even try it once, and maybe ask for that as a feature if it doesn’t work, come on Rhea
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Why did Rhea Seehorn’s character in Plur1bus never try to hit the pound sign to skip listening to the whole hive mind voicemail, I mean Jesus fucking Christ, can’t you even try it once, and maybe ask for that as a feature if it doesn’t work, come on Rhea
settle a bet for me, was al jourgensen in the beach boys
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
settle a bet for me, was al jourgensen in the beach boys
I know Iggy Pop let a cruise line use “Lust for Life” I’m a commercial but you have to give him credit for not selling a re-recorded version called “Butts for Life” to LA Fitness
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I know Iggy Pop let a cruise line use “Lust for Life” I’m a commercial but you have to give him credit for not selling a re-recorded version called “Butts for Life” to LA Fitness
[gollum getting a phone notification]: My texteses!
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
[gollum getting a phone notification]: My texteses!
you’re one microscopic cog
In his catastrophic plan
two capri-suns in his red right hand
In his catastrophic plan
two capri-suns in his red right hand
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
you’re one microscopic cog
In his catastrophic plan
two capri-suns in his red right hand
In his catastrophic plan
two capri-suns in his red right hand
She’s posing for consumer products now and then
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
She’s posing for consumer products now and then
NEEEE-oh it’s a GLEETCH in the MAH-trix
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
NEEEE-oh it’s a GLEETCH in the MAH-trix
MORE TIMPANI IN GENERAL
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
MORE TIMPANI IN GENERAL
a glow-in-the-dark tooth swinging from your rear view mirror
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
a glow-in-the-dark tooth swinging from your rear view mirror
@mkupperman.bsky.social I didn’t know you were on here!!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
@mkupperman.bsky.social I didn’t know you were on here!!!
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a lot of these people try to spin their retrograde attitudes about gender as a form of women's empowerment by appealing to the idea that femininity has been undervalued. but they don't want to elevate the status of femininity, they just want women to be more feminine so they can undervalue them
You might have read something about Ross Douthat’s podcast last week. Becca Rothfeld reviews the new book by Leah Libresco Sargeant, one of the guests on that show. www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
Review | A conservative argues we need to value ‘women as women.’ But what does that mean?
Leah Libresco Sargeant argues that we need to better acknowledge human need and vulnerability, and that valuing women “as women” is a start
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
a lot of these people try to spin their retrograde attitudes about gender as a form of women's empowerment by appealing to the idea that femininity has been undervalued. but they don't want to elevate the status of femininity, they just want women to be more feminine so they can undervalue them
I feel like the Epstein emails are a pretty good consolation prize for ppl who missed the aurora borealis last night
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I feel like the Epstein emails are a pretty good consolation prize for ppl who missed the aurora borealis last night
“Waiting for the Can” - “Waiting for my Man” by The Velvet Underground #SongParodySuggestions
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“Waiting for the Can” - “Waiting for my Man” by The Velvet Underground #SongParodySuggestions
“She Quacked” - a parody of “She Cracked” by The Modern Lovers #SongParodySuggestions
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“She Quacked” - a parody of “She Cracked” by The Modern Lovers #SongParodySuggestions
“You are still on the fastest route.”
yeah, fuck you
yeah, fuck you
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“You are still on the fastest route.”
yeah, fuck you
yeah, fuck you