no it isn’t!!!!! don’t ever slander the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald like that again!!!

that’s actually the craziest part to me bc what do you mean more ppl believe in bigfoot than a giant thing in the ocean???? do they know how many giant things are in the ocean??

the big orange feral cat that adopted me has taken to sitting on my front step and telling people to get off MY (his 😌) lawn

oh my god when did they add this i’ve been trying all the possible variations of “from:_”

oh no i get it now, this would rely on them knowing what it’s like to think of multiple funny things to say

for instance, i believe at some point i made a DID joke in the ‘same shit different day’ rough allusion format that was like “same day different bitch” or something and i really need to quote it with “same bitch different bitch” right now

like what if i want to riff with myself bc i thought of a second joke huh

*finger to ear* i am just now hearing about the epstein files you do not in fact “have to hand it to” donal trump