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isntbel.pookie.gay
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@isntbel.pookie.gay
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23 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♿️ cursed by god but can’t die

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former: biggest baby in the NICU

current: out of work with a 2nd catastrophic brain injury and living in the moment 🤪

gender: twink with big naturals

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isntbel.pookie.gay
no i don’t think most people would have someone killed actually
norman rockwell’s freedom of speech ‘guy standing and saying something that makes everyone mad’ painting
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
isntbel.pookie.gay
in the club and they’re calling my facial expressions low quality
Picture of part of a page in my textbook that reads “People on the spectrum may demonstrate flat affect, produce fewer and lower quality facial expressions than neurotypical peers”
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
before : after
@cait.bsky.social can you explain this phenomenon please
the world grumpiest big orange cat stares directly into the camera from a very safe distance. his pupils are tiny and i think offended that i exist? you know he has scratchy fur and fleas just from looking. the very same big orange cat is lying down with all his legs splayed out, taking a little nap on the concrete step right outside my front door. his eyes are closed. he is moisturized. unbothered. in his lane. flourishing.
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
hell yeah brother
the “no fear, one fear” meme but it says: Panel 1: “no -thing to live for this winter” Panel 2: “stump party” Panel 3: “one thing to live for this winter”
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
adding one with ALT text here bc i forgot to when i reposted
Screencap from news article titled “Middlebury mourns the death of Lia Smith '26” By Madeleine Kaptein October 26, 2025 | 8:37 am EDT Contents: “Lia Smith '26 has passed away at Middlebury College. She was found dead in the afternoon on Thursday, Oct. 23 by Vermont State Police (VSP) in a field near the Knoll, the college's organic farm on the west end of campus. A news release from VSP on Friday, Oct. 24 confirmed her identity and death by suicide. Smith had been reported missing on Sunday, Oct. 19 after having not been seen since that Friday and a large scale search involving the FBI was launched to find her. Smith, 21, was a double computer science and statistics major from Woodside, California, having attended Sacred Heart Preparatory School there. She had competed in previous seasons as a diver on the Middlebury Women's Swimming and Diving team and was a member of the Chess Club, Japanese Club, and Women in Computer Science. She was outspoken about her experience as a transgender student athlete, advocating for transgender rights.”
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
really horrendously edited version of the post mentioned above, which now reads “capitalism *does something capitalist, capitalistly*: what are we, a bunch of MARXISTS??!”
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
isntbel.pookie.gay
she did the lobster mash
beepboop the bearded dragon is on the floor wearing a lizard sized lobster costume looking resigned to her fate
October 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
isntbel.pookie.gay
she hates me but at the end of the day she knows she has a job to do 🙂‍↕️
beepboop the bearded dragon is sitting on my crossed leg giving me crazy stink eye while draped in a red “emotional support animal” bandana which she has not permitted me to fasten around her
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
isntbel.pookie.gay
hi my friend i am so glad to see you back, i wanted to show you this cat i see and feed around where i live:
a skrunkly orange cat with just a little white on his paws and the tip of his tail relaxes next to a water dish on my front step. his ears are still alert, but he’s got all this legs splayed out like he might be thinking about trusting me.
September 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
i have literally zero tech skills and spent way too long making this please laugh
September 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
anyway if u let ur cat outside bc u think they have some primal instincts they need to fulfill…. their primal instinct is to take a nap in an inconvenient place on an autistic bitches floor
a tabby cat, who is still very much not homeless, despite always asking me for food, is laying fast asleep curled up like a shrimp on my doormat, between where i am on the porch, and where the inside of my house where i’d prefer to be is.
September 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
been playing this game with my next-door neighbor’s cat where he comes and asks (tbh increasingly less politely) to be let in my house, i pick him up and carry him across the yard to show him his own house where he does live, then we both turn around and walk back to my porch :)
multiple times a day
a plump NOT HOMELESS OR STRAY tabby cat with a white chin and a fluffy golden belly lies on the mat outside the door between my porch and my house. he is waiting patiently for it to be opened for him. it will not be. a rotund STILL NOT HOMELESS tabby cat still sits on my doormat, but with his face sadly pressed up against the threshold. his big butt is facing the camera and would like you to know it is displeased.
September 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
does anyone in iowa need a grumpy lad to come sit near them bc i know this boy is ready for the inside life
a very round and kind looking scruffy orange cat loafing sleepily just barely inside my open porch door
September 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
yeah guys can u pls stop deadnaming netanyahu

wildest take i’ve seen today
I blocked out the profile and user because there were only like 4 likes and i’m tired. posts read “I'm convinced that leftists consider eugenics and deadnaming acceptable as long as their targets are Jews.” and “I've seen this specifically with how Netanyahu gets deadnamed and denied his Israeli citizenship because of his father, even though his mother was born in British Mandated Palestine.” as if that’s what deadnaming is and like anyone care if a literal genocidal dictator gets his fee fees hurt a little by ? not getting called by his nickname?
September 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
yeah i knew this would get deleted but resistlibs love this analogy so i preserved it in advance
the stupid post from “jeff lazarus” quoted above, reading “It bears repeating - when you vote you're not choosing someone to date you're picking a bus to get on. If there are only 2 busses, you get on the one going closer to where you want to go. Even if it's not *that* close.”
August 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
no yeah for sure
a screenshot of the quoted tool showing the single U.S. state of Alaska moved to cover: -the entirety of the UK, Netherlands, Belgium, and Luxembourg -a good half of Ireland and France -at least a third of Germany -most of Austria, Slovenia, and Croatia and more small pieces of more European countries, all at once.
August 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
isntbel.pookie.gay
what, this old thing?
my wrist adorned with a beaded friendship bracelet that reads “i hate jacob frey” looking closely in the blurry background there are beading supplies and little beads
August 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
i know spotify got AI employees now bc what does this even mean
a screenshot of my spotify home page, where one of the categories of suggestions it made for me is called “Lorem, just another word for [face with hearts around it emoji]”
August 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
“my cat has to go outside because of their natural instincts”

their cat’s natural instincts when they’re outside:
someone else’s plump brown tabby cat lying on my welcome mat right in front of my open porch door.
August 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
isntbel.pookie.gay
okay i know a lot of people say bugs like them a lot but this is actually ridiculous
P.O.V: i’m sitting in a chair with my lefts outstretched and my feet up on a bin. i’m wearing shorts so you can see the DOZENS of angry red bug bites all over the top and side of my legs
August 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
made this and forgot to post once i’d unburdened my soul
the kermit “imma keep it real with u chief” meme, this edition reading “imma keep it real with u chief i’m not fucking voting for gavin newsom”
August 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
isntbel.pookie.gay
my favorite part is where he says trans ppl and immigrants can’t own homes or businesses
Locally, Fateh's "City that Works for Everyone" statement singles out specific groups: • Union workers • The trans community • Immigrants • Renters • Opponents of traditional policing • Transit advocates These groups matter to the city's future. But what's missing is equally important: homeowners, business owners, commuters who rely on cars, and residents concerned about public safety reforms that leave gaps in service. By focusing narrowly on groups most likely to support him, Fateh risks leaving other residents with little reason to engage or vote.
August 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
like i bet he feels sooooo fast rn
a naked semi truck without a trailer attached
August 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
life changing update:
selfie of poster, a white person with freckles and a wavy red mullet lying on their stomach in a blue plastic kiddie pool filled with about an inch of water. their feet are kicked up behind them as they do not fit in the pool. they are clearly exhausted but still enjoying having free will
July 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
isntbel.pookie.gay
reposting with alt text bc i love this sticker and need to know where to get it
a sticker featuring a wise looking from, reading “FREAKY FROG FACTS, ICE agents have skulls made of the same fleshy, penetrable material as you and i” with like a 90s sparkle galaxy space deal happening in the background, making the frog look even more powerful and all knowing
July 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM