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Your cheese is not as good as you think either.
PSA: Fans of mince pie alternatives, go for Aldi over Lidl. The Aldi Caramelised Apple Crumble ones aren't as good as previous years (why add caramel??) and there are only 4 in a pack this year (chiz), but the Lidl versions are anaemic and flavourless by comparison, despite a bigger pack. #xmasfood
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
PSA: Fans of mince pie alternatives, go for Aldi over Lidl. The Aldi Caramelised Apple Crumble ones aren't as good as previous years (why add caramel??) and there are only 4 in a pack this year (chiz), but the Lidl versions are anaemic and flavourless by comparison, despite a bigger pack. #xmasfood
Collapsing over my one remaining cassette tape, slowly unspooling into the gutter:
"All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
"All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Collapsing over my one remaining cassette tape, slowly unspooling into the gutter:
"All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
"All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
Also, connecting various random electronic devices together using multiple adapters and converter cables, a skill now thankfully mostly obsolete in the age of USB.
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Also, connecting various random electronic devices together using multiple adapters and converter cables, a skill now thankfully mostly obsolete in the age of USB.
Out in Cardiff.
Christ.
Christ.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Out in Cardiff.
Christ.
Christ.
Saw The Damn Truth at the Globe in Cardiff last night, and I can tell that you should see The Damn Truth if you get the chance.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Saw The Damn Truth at the Globe in Cardiff last night, and I can tell that you should see The Damn Truth if you get the chance.
This bit sounds extremely 🤔, like which dodgy religion-affiliated org funded this research?
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This bit sounds extremely 🤔, like which dodgy religion-affiliated org funded this research?
No garden should be without its railway.
October 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
No garden should be without its railway.
Studying English would help you comprehend those Terry Pratchett books you're so fond of reading, Kemi.
October 8, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Studying English would help you comprehend those Terry Pratchett books you're so fond of reading, Kemi.
Well, this lady but no one else.
October 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Well, this lady but no one else.
Kinda regret that I didn't get to go camping at Newgale again this year.
flic.kr/p/2q11kmc
flic.kr/p/2q11kmc
September 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Kinda regret that I didn't get to go camping at Newgale again this year.
flic.kr/p/2q11kmc
flic.kr/p/2q11kmc
Some great options for breakfast in Altrincham these days, but Bridge Street Coffee in Chester has the edge for one very good reason: ain't nobody wants to get out of bed before midday on Sunday just because the menu changes then.
August 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Some great options for breakfast in Altrincham these days, but Bridge Street Coffee in Chester has the edge for one very good reason: ain't nobody wants to get out of bed before midday on Sunday just because the menu changes then.
Imagine going into a record shop to ask for this (pre-Internet).
"Have you got the new album by... 'Aort'...? 'Fart'...??"
"Have you got the new album by... 'Aort'...? 'Fart'...??"
August 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Imagine going into a record shop to ask for this (pre-Internet).
"Have you got the new album by... 'Aort'...? 'Fart'...??"
"Have you got the new album by... 'Aort'...? 'Fart'...??"
Irrationally annoyed by one of tonight's pub quiz questions. "52 cards plus two extra Jokers" - so that's FIFTY-FOUR, right? 52 + 2 cards = 54, yes?? Not 52? It's like asking how many fingers you have: "Eight... oh, and two thumbs." Die in a ditch, pedants.
July 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Irrationally annoyed by one of tonight's pub quiz questions. "52 cards plus two extra Jokers" - so that's FIFTY-FOUR, right? 52 + 2 cards = 54, yes?? Not 52? It's like asking how many fingers you have: "Eight... oh, and two thumbs." Die in a ditch, pedants.
Translation: UK Govt wants to know if you fuck.
July 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Translation: UK Govt wants to know if you fuck.
Age verification?
I've used this puppy a LOT.
I've used this puppy a LOT.
July 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Age verification?
I've used this puppy a LOT.
I've used this puppy a LOT.
You're trying to appear 'tough' by harming much of the disabled population so pipe the fuck down, bucko.
June 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
You're trying to appear 'tough' by harming much of the disabled population so pipe the fuck down, bucko.
"You design that frog garden statue piece?"
"Sure did, boss, with the swimsuit and everything. Real fuckin sexy, like you asked."
"...What?"
#HomeSenseSpecial
"Sure did, boss, with the swimsuit and everything. Real fuckin sexy, like you asked."
"...What?"
#HomeSenseSpecial
June 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"You design that frog garden statue piece?"
"Sure did, boss, with the swimsuit and everything. Real fuckin sexy, like you asked."
"...What?"
#HomeSenseSpecial
"Sure did, boss, with the swimsuit and everything. Real fuckin sexy, like you asked."
"...What?"
#HomeSenseSpecial
It's Charlie Drake night on BBC4 (don't ask why we're watching it - his act hasn't aged well). Oddly, they haven't mentioned this curio from his Wikipedia entry yet:
June 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's Charlie Drake night on BBC4 (don't ask why we're watching it - his act hasn't aged well). Oddly, they haven't mentioned this curio from his Wikipedia entry yet:
For whatever I listen to, YouTube Music is convinced this track is related and will also become my new favourite. I don't even do weed.
June 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
For whatever I listen to, YouTube Music is convinced this track is related and will also become my new favourite. I don't even do weed.