Luther Patenge
@ironwhale.bsky.social
Pretty dresses, plastic chainsaw knights, and designing video games. Formerly of Monolith Productions. Designer and writer of ‘Ambition: A Minuet in Power’. Horny on main. (They/She/He)
Trump, 5 minutes after meeting me: “GW, they dropped the ball with Ferrus and Fulgrim, always said it. Should’ve written them as lovers. It’d add layers, big layers of meaning to them. Some people, small people, say they’re brothers it’s gross. I say, it’s a gross universe. Supposed to be gross.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Trump, 5 minutes after meeting me: “GW, they dropped the ball with Ferrus and Fulgrim, always said it. Should’ve written them as lovers. It’d add layers, big layers of meaning to them. Some people, small people, say they’re brothers it’s gross. I say, it’s a gross universe. Supposed to be gross.”
Hey, I just got back from asking the Monkey's Paw for more visible bi representation. What I miss?
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hey, I just got back from asking the Monkey's Paw for more visible bi representation. What I miss?
Slowly learning to embrace the fact that my aesthetic might be ‘clocky in a cute way’.
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Slowly learning to embrace the fact that my aesthetic might be ‘clocky in a cute way’.
I was mostly thinking of the Garpike and the Scare Face II (Long live Hai Shi Dao! Expel the Foreign Invaders!).
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I was mostly thinking of the Garpike and the Scare Face II (Long live Hai Shi Dao! Expel the Foreign Invaders!).
#WIP Wednesday on my winged daemon prince of Slaanesh for my Emperor’s Children army. My green stuff work still needs improvement but I finally have him in a place that feels sufficiently Slaanesh-y to me. Grace, excess and swaggering arrogance.
#Warhammer #Warhammer40k #Slaanesh #EmperorsChildren
#Warhammer #Warhammer40k #Slaanesh #EmperorsChildren
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
#WIP Wednesday on my winged daemon prince of Slaanesh for my Emperor’s Children army. My green stuff work still needs improvement but I finally have him in a place that feels sufficiently Slaanesh-y to me. Grace, excess and swaggering arrogance.
#Warhammer #Warhammer40k #Slaanesh #EmperorsChildren
#Warhammer #Warhammer40k #Slaanesh #EmperorsChildren
Late Halloween pictures because my brain is a scramble but at least I’m still cute.
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Late Halloween pictures because my brain is a scramble but at least I’m still cute.
Learning Chess: Multiple games with a seasoned player in a quiet study. Commentary on rules, dynamics, and strategies.
Learning Eurogames: “In the third phase we draft to auction in the resource phase, unless I’m the Solarian! Which rarely happens but it’s CRAZY! Oh Steph! It’s so good to see you-“
Learning Eurogames: “In the third phase we draft to auction in the resource phase, unless I’m the Solarian! Which rarely happens but it’s CRAZY! Oh Steph! It’s so good to see you-“
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Learning Chess: Multiple games with a seasoned player in a quiet study. Commentary on rules, dynamics, and strategies.
Learning Eurogames: “In the third phase we draft to auction in the resource phase, unless I’m the Solarian! Which rarely happens but it’s CRAZY! Oh Steph! It’s so good to see you-“
Learning Eurogames: “In the third phase we draft to auction in the resource phase, unless I’m the Solarian! Which rarely happens but it’s CRAZY! Oh Steph! It’s so good to see you-“
I'm looking to commission an artist for a personal project. Specifically, I'm looking for someone who's familiar with both Warhammer 40k and lolita fashion. Does anyone have recs?
Pics for visibility. Reposts appreciated.
#Warhammer40k #LolitaFashion #ArtComissions #Warhammer #KawaiiFashion
Pics for visibility. Reposts appreciated.
#Warhammer40k #LolitaFashion #ArtComissions #Warhammer #KawaiiFashion
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'm looking to commission an artist for a personal project. Specifically, I'm looking for someone who's familiar with both Warhammer 40k and lolita fashion. Does anyone have recs?
Pics for visibility. Reposts appreciated.
#Warhammer40k #LolitaFashion #ArtComissions #Warhammer #KawaiiFashion
Pics for visibility. Reposts appreciated.
#Warhammer40k #LolitaFashion #ArtComissions #Warhammer #KawaiiFashion
Built a #Lancer session around a fortune reading in the Baronies, so I put together and printed out some cards using the incomparable artwork of @emfields.bsky.social.
Really happy with how they came out! Now I want to incorporate them in the game more.
Really happy with how they came out! Now I want to incorporate them in the game more.
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Built a #Lancer session around a fortune reading in the Baronies, so I put together and printed out some cards using the incomparable artwork of @emfields.bsky.social.
Really happy with how they came out! Now I want to incorporate them in the game more.
Really happy with how they came out! Now I want to incorporate them in the game more.
The Death's Head? You mean the thing they had on their hats, front and center? This is not an obscure symbol.
At the most generous possible take, it shows a complete lack of historical knowledge and judgement. Not good qualities in a leader. It's a primary, find someone else.
At the most generous possible take, it shows a complete lack of historical knowledge and judgement. Not good qualities in a leader. It's a primary, find someone else.
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The Death's Head? You mean the thing they had on their hats, front and center? This is not an obscure symbol.
At the most generous possible take, it shows a complete lack of historical knowledge and judgement. Not good qualities in a leader. It's a primary, find someone else.
At the most generous possible take, it shows a complete lack of historical knowledge and judgement. Not good qualities in a leader. It's a primary, find someone else.
The only part of this that remains is El Farolito in the Mission is still open until ~3AM, still cash only, and for $9 will still sell you enough nachos to kill a man. Easily enough for two drunk friends after a night at the club to split.
October 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The only part of this that remains is El Farolito in the Mission is still open until ~3AM, still cash only, and for $9 will still sell you enough nachos to kill a man. Easily enough for two drunk friends after a night at the club to split.
Saw 'Femme' (2023) last night and WHAT THE FUCK? I was so tense I might have left marks on my partner from holding on so tight.
Drag queen survives a hate crime. Seeks vengeance in seducing their attacker. Movie goes incredibly dark places. Every character immaculately acted. Shockingly authentic.
Drag queen survives a hate crime. Seeks vengeance in seducing their attacker. Movie goes incredibly dark places. Every character immaculately acted. Shockingly authentic.
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Saw 'Femme' (2023) last night and WHAT THE FUCK? I was so tense I might have left marks on my partner from holding on so tight.
Drag queen survives a hate crime. Seeks vengeance in seducing their attacker. Movie goes incredibly dark places. Every character immaculately acted. Shockingly authentic.
Drag queen survives a hate crime. Seeks vengeance in seducing their attacker. Movie goes incredibly dark places. Every character immaculately acted. Shockingly authentic.
One might say it…
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
One might say it…
Noise Marine progress. Already had the Kakophoni, but the new backpacks will make them Loud enough.
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Noise Marine progress. Already had the Kakophoni, but the new backpacks will make them Loud enough.
Shit’s fucked, here’s my Folsom Street Fair party outfits. Go connect with your community IRL whenever possible.
October 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Shit’s fucked, here’s my Folsom Street Fair party outfits. Go connect with your community IRL whenever possible.
This is the shirt Greta Thunberg was wearing when she get arrested trying to bring aid into Palestine. God, she’s just so fucking rad…
October 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is the shirt Greta Thunberg was wearing when she get arrested trying to bring aid into Palestine. God, she’s just so fucking rad…
Everyone talks about how Tolkien would've made a bad D&D DM, but he'd have been the best player!
- Serious characters, committed to adventure
- Thoughtful questions about your homebrew setting
- Detailed first person session notes
- No exposition dump is too long
- Writes poetry about your NPCs???
- Serious characters, committed to adventure
- Thoughtful questions about your homebrew setting
- Detailed first person session notes
- No exposition dump is too long
- Writes poetry about your NPCs???
October 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Everyone talks about how Tolkien would've made a bad D&D DM, but he'd have been the best player!
- Serious characters, committed to adventure
- Thoughtful questions about your homebrew setting
- Detailed first person session notes
- No exposition dump is too long
- Writes poetry about your NPCs???
- Serious characters, committed to adventure
- Thoughtful questions about your homebrew setting
- Detailed first person session notes
- No exposition dump is too long
- Writes poetry about your NPCs???
The Catholic Church RN
October 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The Catholic Church RN
Every Uplifting Queer Narrative: “Ever since I was a child I always knew who I was. I gently disagreed with the box I was put into. I always knew I was different. I quietly stared into pools of water and saw a different person. I knew.”
Me for 30 years:
Me for 30 years:
September 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Every Uplifting Queer Narrative: “Ever since I was a child I always knew who I was. I gently disagreed with the box I was put into. I always knew I was different. I quietly stared into pools of water and saw a different person. I knew.”
Me for 30 years:
Me for 30 years: