Irish Goddess 🫘
@irishgoddess.bsky.social
Member of the #Leguminati, cyclist, mom, and cross stitcher. This is a safe space for the LGBTQIA.
It vexes me. I am terribly vexed.
It vexes me. I am terribly vexed.
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Irish Goddess 🫘
@irishgoddess.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I cross stitch for fun. Got addicted 2 years ago recovering from surgery. Now I get to make presents for family & friends and their smiles are worth it.
@chthonix.bsky.social You need this on a poster to go with your cross stitch
January 22, 2026 at 8:05 PM
@chthonix.bsky.social You need this on a poster to go with your cross stitch
Do these tabs spark joy? Is that why they're never closed?
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Do these tabs spark joy? Is that why they're never closed?
What a great idea allowing people to tap into their [checks notes] RETIREMENT SAVINGS to buy a house.
So much better idea than doing something about insane housing prices
[insert metric tonnage of sarcasm, here]
So much better idea than doing something about insane housing prices
[insert metric tonnage of sarcasm, here]
Trump's proposed housing plan could let Americans use 401(k)s for down payments. While this could ease immediate housing access, experts caution about the potential long-term impact on retirement savings. Balancing immediate needs with future financial security is key.
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
What a great idea allowing people to tap into their [checks notes] RETIREMENT SAVINGS to buy a house.
So much better idea than doing something about insane housing prices
[insert metric tonnage of sarcasm, here]
So much better idea than doing something about insane housing prices
[insert metric tonnage of sarcasm, here]
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
This is not a good start to the day
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
This is not a good start to the day
Dear CSR I'm on the phone with.
Time to change the batteries on your smoke detector
Time to change the batteries on your smoke detector
a smoke detector is surrounded by red and black circles on a black background
ALT: a smoke detector is surrounded by red and black circles on a black background
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Dear CSR I'm on the phone with.
Time to change the batteries on your smoke detector
Time to change the batteries on your smoke detector
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Running with the Ween
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Running with the Ween
It's time... once again... to order yourself some girl scout cookies. Thin mints are self care!
This year, take it a step further, and order your cookies from a trans/NB scout!!
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
This year, take it a step further, and order your cookies from a trans/NB scout!!
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
It's time... once again... to order yourself some girl scout cookies. Thin mints are self care!
This year, take it a step further, and order your cookies from a trans/NB scout!!
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
This year, take it a step further, and order your cookies from a trans/NB scout!!
www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...
LPT: When you use acid to accelerate decomposition of the body of your murder victim, don’t leave the receipt for the purchase from Home Depot in your mom’s SUV.
a man in a suit and tie is reading a newspaper that says " manhattan district attorney " on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is reading a newspaper that says " manhattan district attorney " on it
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
LPT: When you use acid to accelerate decomposition of the body of your murder victim, don’t leave the receipt for the purchase from Home Depot in your mom’s SUV.
Just because I have a comfy chair with a heating pad doesn’t mean I don’t get judged by the dachshund.
January 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Just because I have a comfy chair with a heating pad doesn’t mean I don’t get judged by the dachshund.
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Reposted by Irish Goddess 🫘
We have to demand that Trump’s federal agents are held accountable for killing Americans just like we do when state and local . . . . fuck
January 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
We have to demand that Trump’s federal agents are held accountable for killing Americans just like we do when state and local . . . . fuck
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Who has two thumbs, a new light up ergonomic mechanical keyboard that makes wonderful clicky clack noises, that lights up?
a man is typing on a computer keyboard while making a face .
ALT: a man is typing on a computer keyboard while making a face .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Who has two thumbs, a new light up ergonomic mechanical keyboard that makes wonderful clicky clack noises, that lights up?
Now **THAT** is how you name a document.
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Now **THAT** is how you name a document.
I’m just sayin’
December 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m just sayin’
Can someone please explain to me how the [redacted] I bruised my [censored] BACK when I [redacted] tripped and landed on my [censored] KNEE!??!??!?!??!??!??!?
a young man with his mouth open is holding something in his hand
ALT: a young man with his mouth open is holding something in his hand
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Can someone please explain to me how the [redacted] I bruised my [censored] BACK when I [redacted] tripped and landed on my [censored] KNEE!??!??!?!??!??!??!?
Let’s go for a walk! It’s lovely outside! The sun is shining! What can go wrong?!?
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December 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Let’s go for a walk! It’s lovely outside! The sun is shining! What can go wrong?!?
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If no one is allowed to obtain a 5 on the year evaluation, why even bother having it?
a woman is singing into a microphone with the words `` screw that '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a woman is singing into a microphone with the words `` screw that '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If no one is allowed to obtain a 5 on the year evaluation, why even bother having it?