My husband: Don't.
Me: I'm gonna do it.
Him: You know where this goes.
Me: But I need to know.
Me: *turns on blacklight*
Me: ..............
Him: What have we learned?
Me: Cthulhu is real.

I truly hope if you're downloading books that you download one of the ones that are uploaded with the fake endings, the random "and then he shit in her mouth and turned her into a zombie" that i know someone is adding that to her romance books & has her sister upload dozens of versions of that.