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Ian
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forever lurking 😶‍🌫️
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I don’t know what y’all are expecting but please feel free to unfollow
mariah carey is wearing a pink top and a gold necklace while sitting in front of a window .
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I’m very slow to this but is Mercedes really so insecure about its brand identity that it needs the terrible ‘driven by’ wording
January 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Fellas, friends, beloveds: for the love of everything that makes life worth living, get off Spotify. Unhook yourself from the corporate slop tube and decide for yourself what is good.
January 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The more time I spend with Elo ratings, the more dubious I find them
January 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Just found out from the Fug Girls about Startpage – has anyone got any intel on it?

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December 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I can highly recommend staying out till 3am and dancing with les gays
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
@tennisjon.bsky.social Given your enjoyment of Earthly Delights, can I interest you in the new Khalid album? I need other gays who are on board 🌈
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
baby i’m here for it all 🎶
Holy Sh*t, Y'all.

He did it.

Valentin Vacherot, the qualifier ranked #204, defeats Novak Djokovic in straight sets to reach a Masters 1000 final.

The Monagasque, who is coached by his half-brother and could next face his cousin for the title, will climb to at least #58.

Insane.
October 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This is partly a function of having only three hours’ sleep last night, but I just spent 30 minutes trying to write a nuanced comment about something and then decided not to post it anyway.

Meanwhile others have no problem positing that McCartney Kessler has had a better season than Jessie Pegula
October 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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One of these days you dorks will realize and accept that there is no separate artistic score in tennis and the only score that matters in tennis is the final score. Winners win. Losers go home.

One day. One. Day.
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August 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
These third-round matches in the top half of the women’s draw 🔥🔥🔥
August 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Vika vs Pavs is such a 2010s vibe 😌
August 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
@fortydeucetwits.bsky.social Reading the latest Bagel Bites, and please do write about the difficulty of marketing doubles players! I am intrigued.

(Also would support you putting together the oral history of the Hsieh/Ostapenko partnership, brief as it was)
August 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A single title in 2024? This could be so easily fact-checked, I just don’t understand
August 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Barring another withdrawal, the 25–32 seeds are Ostapenko, Kenin, Kostyuk, Frech, Kalinskaya, Yastremska, Fernandez and Kessler. #seededandlooming
August 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Does anyone know why Hsieh and Ostapenko have split?
August 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I love when men's tennis gets overshadowed 😍
the Toronto crowd cheering for Vicky’s win lmao 👌

“I guess the Canadian won in MTL?”
August 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Performance Bye says:
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August 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I assume they mean it’s their first meeting *on hardcourts* since 2022 given she played “Clauson” at Wimbledon, but really
August 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Have I missed the memo that we are extending the idea of match point into ‘match game’, as in ‘staring down match game’
July 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sugar Sweet: a delightful confection 🍬
July 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM