Iowa Gneiss
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*Hobby nature and sports photographer
*5am garage gym crew
*Spreadsheet nerd
*Married to a childless cat lady
*Cedar Rapids, IA
*5am garage gym crew
*Spreadsheet nerd
*Married to a childless cat lady
*Cedar Rapids, IA
I'm glad I never got COVID while ivermectin was all the rave, but I was ready with my row of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. I was going to eat one a day and celebrate how great they made me feel and how they cured me, so they could see how dumb they looked. Not that they'd get it...
September 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm glad I never got COVID while ivermectin was all the rave, but I was ready with my row of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. I was going to eat one a day and celebrate how great they made me feel and how they cured me, so they could see how dumb they looked. Not that they'd get it...
I hope everyone celebrating RFK's regression on the COVID vaccine enjoys a couple years of long COVID. When they complain, remind them that it's "not that bad."
September 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I hope everyone celebrating RFK's regression on the COVID vaccine enjoys a couple years of long COVID. When they complain, remind them that it's "not that bad."
So will everyone who tells the pharmacy, "yes," when they ask if you have one of the conditions that puts you at higher risk. They won't ask which one.
September 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
So will everyone who tells the pharmacy, "yes," when they ask if you have one of the conditions that puts you at higher risk. They won't ask which one.
If we get rid of the second, there will be fewer people losing all of their amendments like Charlie Kirk. I like how she thinks, in that way.
September 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If we get rid of the second, there will be fewer people losing all of their amendments like Charlie Kirk. I like how she thinks, in that way.
They need to open up jobs so that they can infiltrate higher ed with conservative groomers rather than people who would foster critical thinking.
September 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
They need to open up jobs so that they can infiltrate higher ed with conservative groomers rather than people who would foster critical thinking.
"I thought we hated, belittled, and harassed the same people. Why were we not best friends?"
September 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"I thought we hated, belittled, and harassed the same people. Why were we not best friends?"
Miller-Meeks beat The Onion to the punch. Well done.
September 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Miller-Meeks beat The Onion to the punch. Well done.
But the archived versions, not the current.
September 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
But the archived versions, not the current.
23. I genuinely didn't know and assumed <25 but had to look it up 😂
September 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
23. I genuinely didn't know and assumed <25 but had to look it up 😂
How old is Caitlin Clark?
September 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How old is Caitlin Clark?
It should be an empty report. I'm guessing the protests are less "pro Palestine" and more "anti genocide/ethnic cleansing."
The federal administration is intentionally mislabeling the student activity while supporting and facilitating an ethnic cleansing.
The federal administration is intentionally mislabeling the student activity while supporting and facilitating an ethnic cleansing.
March 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It should be an empty report. I'm guessing the protests are less "pro Palestine" and more "anti genocide/ethnic cleansing."
The federal administration is intentionally mislabeling the student activity while supporting and facilitating an ethnic cleansing.
The federal administration is intentionally mislabeling the student activity while supporting and facilitating an ethnic cleansing.
Oh good, just a few more job cuts should fund this incredibly important endeavor. 😑
March 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh good, just a few more job cuts should fund this incredibly important endeavor. 😑
They'll surely keep in place/well-staffed the systems designed to take our money. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
March 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
They'll surely keep in place/well-staffed the systems designed to take our money. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
Deliberate market manipulation to allow the "right" people to profit on everyone else's anxiety, insecurity, and misery.
March 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Deliberate market manipulation to allow the "right" people to profit on everyone else's anxiety, insecurity, and misery.
Patriotism as an "educational" requirement is nationalism and a tool of fascism. What a bunch of sick groomers.
March 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Patriotism as an "educational" requirement is nationalism and a tool of fascism. What a bunch of sick groomers.
I hope they see this as an opportunity, then!
February 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I hope they see this as an opportunity, then!
The ole "we're invading parts of YOUR country sympathetic to us for a peacekeeping mission." How can we forget? We haven't and know he's full of crap.
February 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The ole "we're invading parts of YOUR country sympathetic to us for a peacekeeping mission." How can we forget? We haven't and know he's full of crap.
Feels like the only thing standing between us and having to choose between Hobby Lobby and Amazon is Michaels.
February 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Feels like the only thing standing between us and having to choose between Hobby Lobby and Amazon is Michaels.
Agreed, but in the short term, it's a number he can put on his spreadsheet. They're only worried about making money right now, while the bag is in their hands. They'll worry about tomorrow's problem tomorrow; or let someone else do it and blame them.
February 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Agreed, but in the short term, it's a number he can put on his spreadsheet. They're only worried about making money right now, while the bag is in their hands. They'll worry about tomorrow's problem tomorrow; or let someone else do it and blame them.
Saving money by shifting costs to people bringing home $15k/yr in Social Security benefits. So great; so much winning. Hopefully fElon can afford another rocket now.
February 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Saving money by shifting costs to people bringing home $15k/yr in Social Security benefits. So great; so much winning. Hopefully fElon can afford another rocket now.
Why is it I imagine the audits for mee will still occur at the same rate, but the audits for thee will be even less existent? Thank goodness they'll still be there to find my $87 error from four years ago.
February 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Why is it I imagine the audits for mee will still occur at the same rate, but the audits for thee will be even less existent? Thank goodness they'll still be there to find my $87 error from four years ago.
I should add, Cedar Rapids is not all that big of a city. Seventy-five of these cameras, always monitoring, is a lot.
February 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I should add, Cedar Rapids is not all that big of a city. Seventy-five of these cameras, always monitoring, is a lot.