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Any pronouns except it/its. I just post art and go rabid over whatever I'm hyperfixated on at the moment
I enjoy horror stuff, space, old tech, computer viruses/glitches, and deep sea stuff!
I enjoy horror stuff, space, old tech, computer viruses/glitches, and deep sea stuff!
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if you're in line at the nitro canceller, STAY IN LINE
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
if you're in line at the nitro canceller, STAY IN LINE
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![Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihcxd5wcrrf5nxz3g4riglsrccbucmdns6kxrtmtj6gjgwqibp3fi@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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yall want anything from dominos on the nintendo wii (apparently this actually works too)
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 PM
yall want anything from dominos on the nintendo wii (apparently this actually works too)
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Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
First time using blockbench!
October 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
First time using blockbench!
Been messing around with pixel animation today! Did a few Deltarune sprites with the vessel :]
[1/5] First one is ACT:
[1/5] First one is ACT:
August 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Been messing around with pixel animation today! Did a few Deltarune sprites with the vessel :]
[1/5] First one is ACT:
[1/5] First one is ACT:
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"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
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August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Hhh I keep getting night cravings for bread help
April 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hhh I keep getting night cravings for bread help
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cosmic manta rays 🌌
April 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
cosmic manta rays 🌌
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adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
April 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
@artsyemmery.bsky.social how tf do you not know what ASCII art is????
March 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
@artsyemmery.bsky.social how tf do you not know what ASCII art is????
Evidently I'm moving to Ireland later this year??? Not complaining but did not expect that.
Anyways how yall doin
Anyways how yall doin
March 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Evidently I'm moving to Ireland later this year??? Not complaining but did not expect that.
Anyways how yall doin
Anyways how yall doin
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Lil meowboy. Photo from my collection ca. 1950s.
March 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Lil meowboy. Photo from my collection ca. 1950s.
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Glorious ruff! Photo from my collection, 1957.
March 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Glorious ruff! Photo from my collection, 1957.
maggicc 8 ballllll
February 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
maggicc 8 ballllll
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Hey chat, do you ever just -gets ripped in two by the existential horrors-
February 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hey chat, do you ever just -gets ripped in two by the existential horrors-
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Users checking the site after five minutes (it's me I'm users):
a man is looking out a window and says `` let me in '' .
Alt: Conan O'Brien looking extra white and placing his hand firmly against a window from outside. A caption reads "LET ME IN" (he should probably not be let in).
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February 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Users checking the site after five minutes (it's me I'm users):
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Found a biblically accurate spanner lol
January 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Found a biblically accurate spanner lol
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His Majesty. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.
February 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
His Majesty. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1907.
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KEEP CATS SAFE—there is clear proof of cat-human household transmission of bird flu. CDC scientists posted the data—but suddenly deleted soon afterwards. CDC is being blatantly muzzled.
C.D.C. Posts, Then Deletes, Data on Bird Flu Spread Between Cats and People 🎁🔗
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/06/h...
C.D.C. Posts, Then Deletes, Data on Bird Flu Spread Between Cats and People 🎁🔗
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/06/h...
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
KEEP CATS SAFE—there is clear proof of cat-human household transmission of bird flu. CDC scientists posted the data—but suddenly deleted soon afterwards. CDC is being blatantly muzzled.
C.D.C. Posts, Then Deletes, Data on Bird Flu Spread Between Cats and People 🎁🔗
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/06/h...
C.D.C. Posts, Then Deletes, Data on Bird Flu Spread Between Cats and People 🎁🔗
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/06/h...
*Gestures at guy with the personality of a puppy who tries to look tough and dude who is a literal eldritch horror in the vague shape of a person* They are best friends your honor
February 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
*Gestures at guy with the personality of a puppy who tries to look tough and dude who is a literal eldritch horror in the vague shape of a person* They are best friends your honor
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Real men have shoulder kittens. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
February 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Real men have shoulder kittens. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.