Grumpelstein
@inshadows.bsky.social
Lost in uncharted territory.
I write bangers at night when I'm drunk, but nobody sees them.
I write bangers at night when I'm drunk, but nobody sees them.
Sometimes when a noob walks into the lunch room, I'll say "Hey dude, what's down?"
Everyone at the space station love that joke.
Everyone at the space station love that joke.
February 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Sometimes when a noob walks into the lunch room, I'll say "Hey dude, what's down?"
Everyone at the space station love that joke.
Everyone at the space station love that joke.
Bigfoot sighting i northern Europe
February 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Bigfoot sighting i northern Europe
By bangers never echo
February 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
By bangers never echo
Given that Mel Gibson was able to form quite a career after Mad Max, I don't think a platinum album is much to ask for since I once sang random parts of "the Boxer" while piss drunk and then passed out in the lavatory with my pants down.
February 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Given that Mel Gibson was able to form quite a career after Mad Max, I don't think a platinum album is much to ask for since I once sang random parts of "the Boxer" while piss drunk and then passed out in the lavatory with my pants down.
When my mindfulness coach says "Ranch!..." I envision dry sand in gusts of wind, dwindling fences, and the smell of horse manure.
I don't understand why you name a dressing like that.
I don't understand why you name a dressing like that.
February 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
When my mindfulness coach says "Ranch!..." I envision dry sand in gusts of wind, dwindling fences, and the smell of horse manure.
I don't understand why you name a dressing like that.
I don't understand why you name a dressing like that.
Pam Bondi is making an impressive effort to earn a place in hell.
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Pam Bondi is making an impressive effort to earn a place in hell.
I'm thinking about giving up my day job
January 31, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I'm thinking about giving up my day job
In 2022, I was upset that the soccer world cup was held in Qatar, a country with limited free speech and oppression of marginalised groups.
2026 seems to be the same.
2026 seems to be the same.
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
In 2022, I was upset that the soccer world cup was held in Qatar, a country with limited free speech and oppression of marginalised groups.
2026 seems to be the same.
2026 seems to be the same.
Epstein redaction crew using beta AI to redact dangerous words like "tofu"and "and", leaving everything else because why not
January 30, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Epstein redaction crew using beta AI to redact dangerous words like "tofu"and "and", leaving everything else because why not
If you ever said or did anything that wasn't 100% perfect, then you cannot ever express any opinion about anything because what about
January 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
If you ever said or did anything that wasn't 100% perfect, then you cannot ever express any opinion about anything because what about
I can't help thinking that when I painstakingly take a shit after eating fibre rich for a few days, my rectum probably looks like donald trump's mouth.
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I can't help thinking that when I painstakingly take a shit after eating fibre rich for a few days, my rectum probably looks like donald trump's mouth.
Gestapo ->
Geheime Staatspolizei ->
"(the) Secret State Police"
Wikipedia:
"The Gestapo were allowed to arrest people that offended the government. The government could use the secret police to accuse and arrest anyone they wanted without being questioned."
No particular reason for posting this.
Geheime Staatspolizei ->
"(the) Secret State Police"
Wikipedia:
"The Gestapo were allowed to arrest people that offended the government. The government could use the secret police to accuse and arrest anyone they wanted without being questioned."
No particular reason for posting this.
January 29, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Gestapo ->
Geheime Staatspolizei ->
"(the) Secret State Police"
Wikipedia:
"The Gestapo were allowed to arrest people that offended the government. The government could use the secret police to accuse and arrest anyone they wanted without being questioned."
No particular reason for posting this.
Geheime Staatspolizei ->
"(the) Secret State Police"
Wikipedia:
"The Gestapo were allowed to arrest people that offended the government. The government could use the secret police to accuse and arrest anyone they wanted without being questioned."
No particular reason for posting this.
All Europeans are exactly the same, and it is constructive to sweepingly discuss them as identical instead of getting lost in details like they live in 40+ very different countries.
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 AM
All Europeans are exactly the same, and it is constructive to sweepingly discuss them as identical instead of getting lost in details like they live in 40+ very different countries.
I wonder how I'd plan my day if murdering someone meant getting an indefinite vacation 🤔
January 28, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I wonder how I'd plan my day if murdering someone meant getting an indefinite vacation 🤔
At least he's hooman?..
i might have gotten that wrong too.
i might have gotten that wrong too.
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
At least he's hooman?..
i might have gotten that wrong too.
i might have gotten that wrong too.
Bluesky asks What's up...
Idk... Electricity prices?
Idk... Electricity prices?
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Bluesky asks What's up...
Idk... Electricity prices?
Idk... Electricity prices?
BREAKING!
I want to post things that start with "BREAKING!" too.
Should there also be emojis?
I want to post things that start with "BREAKING!" too.
Should there also be emojis?
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
BREAKING!
I want to post things that start with "BREAKING!" too.
Should there also be emojis?
I want to post things that start with "BREAKING!" too.
Should there also be emojis?
It is a bit much here, nowadays.
January 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
It is a bit much here, nowadays.
Thinking...
The first dude who built a pyramid, people would have been like "wow this so cool!".
Forward a few hundred years, and that pyramid is an embarrassing failure; poorly built, ugly, small...
History is unforgiving in that sense.
The first dude who built a pyramid, people would have been like "wow this so cool!".
Forward a few hundred years, and that pyramid is an embarrassing failure; poorly built, ugly, small...
History is unforgiving in that sense.
January 24, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Thinking...
The first dude who built a pyramid, people would have been like "wow this so cool!".
Forward a few hundred years, and that pyramid is an embarrassing failure; poorly built, ugly, small...
History is unforgiving in that sense.
The first dude who built a pyramid, people would have been like "wow this so cool!".
Forward a few hundred years, and that pyramid is an embarrassing failure; poorly built, ugly, small...
History is unforgiving in that sense.
Stupid fake round earth acting all round despite being flat.
January 23, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Stupid fake round earth acting all round despite being flat.
It's my birthday.
I am now the same age as triceratops.
I am now the same age as triceratops.
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
It's my birthday.
I am now the same age as triceratops.
I am now the same age as triceratops.
I didn't get an Oscar so i will take the island of Alaska and the city of Florida as compensation.
If you have any problems with that, I obviously said ice cube.
If you have any problems with that, I obviously said ice cube.
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I didn't get an Oscar so i will take the island of Alaska and the city of Florida as compensation.
If you have any problems with that, I obviously said ice cube.
If you have any problems with that, I obviously said ice cube.
Stop the world!
I wanna kick someone off.
I wanna kick someone off.
January 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Stop the world!
I wanna kick someone off.
I wanna kick someone off.
I saw a woman today who held something* in her hand looking vaguely like car keys, meaning she could possibly go to a car somewhere and maybe even drive in a direction or something.
I obviously felt threatened so I shot her in the face.
PS *It was a tulip.
I obviously felt threatened so I shot her in the face.
PS *It was a tulip.
January 20, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I saw a woman today who held something* in her hand looking vaguely like car keys, meaning she could possibly go to a car somewhere and maybe even drive in a direction or something.
I obviously felt threatened so I shot her in the face.
PS *It was a tulip.
I obviously felt threatened so I shot her in the face.
PS *It was a tulip.