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inshadows.bsky.social
Grumper
@inshadows.bsky.social
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I like jokes, the feet of lizards and flies, smart stuff, kindness, bumblebees, a cold lager, and naps. Man, I do like naps!
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 18h
I hate grain engulfment. :(
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 18h
"I think we've been more transparent than anyone's ever been."

About being fascist pigs wanting to kill democracy in the US? Yes, probably, project 2025 did leak.

But the ballroom "not interfering"? Transparent as concrete.
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 1d
Isn't that roughly the same amount of money that he promises to pay from his own pocket, for the destruction of the White House? Oh sorry, I mean "ballroom".
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 2d
Teamviewer; when you want to pay insane license fees for stuff that's free - and have it made ridiculously complicated.
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 2d
Chimcken good.
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 13d
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 13d
I hate to ruin the sentiment here, but you might just as well have been describing me. Except you left out ugly.
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 13d
🤯 If you spell "trump" backwards and hash it back and forth with the Schweinenteufel algo 666 times, it spells "Vecna" 😮
I KNEW it!
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 13d
Those pumpkins look a bit shady. Maybe the upside-down has been sent to deal with it already. 🕸
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 13d
Judge orders person to follow laws.
Hmm
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 13d
Nuke it!!
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 13d
Uhm...
🖕.?
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 14d
It's ok to use the pill as long as you don't have intercourse though.
Yay, freedom.
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 14d
That's just Kafka waking up on ...that side of the bed again.
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 14d
O M G
Thanks a million for the hardest laugh of the week - while still not deviating from the topic of how shit tronald dump is!
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 14d
Right. So long, and thanks for all the fish!
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 14d
Feels!
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 14d
Also, he's an asshole.
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 14d
Lately? :)
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 14d
When capitalism outsmarts politics. Because the price per MWh is actually lower for renewables now...

But hey, drill baby drill, maybe we can turn it around if we try really, really hard to be stupid!
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 15d
Hmm "trumpery"?
Makes a lot of sense
Screenshot from Merriam-Webster dictionary, explaining the word "trumpery" means "worthless nonsense"
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 16d
I don't know if that's fair. I mean, do the jellyfish deserve it?

How about this instead?
A poop pile drawing with three layers in blue/red/blue, with three white stars in the bottom blue layer.
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 21d
I thought the most important thing was who has the best-looking lashes?
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 21d
I don't know... if humanity fails, like, we all kill each other and whatnot, I could be ok with going away in that boom.

As long as the animals are ok.
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Grumper @inshadows.bsky.social · 27d
Oh, fk, I thought the surgery you had would have been the end of it. :(
I guess it's never really over. Do hang in there Shark!
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