Don't fuck with me. I will make you carry around a platter of milkshakes while wearing roller skates and a cute 1950s diner get up.
Don't fuck with me. I will make you carry around a platter of milkshakes while wearing roller skates and a cute 1950s diner get up.
...Except it's not working? All these spent bits and the model's the exact same.
Takes a while for even the streamer to realize it's going right to his chest IRL.
...Except it's not working? All these spent bits and the model's the exact same.
Takes a while for even the streamer to realize it's going right to his chest IRL.
ikuko tsukino
ikuko tsukino
look at my big stupid butt in these big stupid pants
look at my big stupid butt in these big stupid pants
me trying to learn frost magic to slow down mariah carey's defrosting process:
me trying to learn frost magic to slow down mariah carey's defrosting process:
...I ain't forcing you. 👉👈
...I ain't forcing you. 👉👈
Corra belongs to my friend @prettynpinkazzy.bsky.social :3
Corra belongs to my friend @prettynpinkazzy.bsky.social :3
Reality:
Reality:
“Dude, seriously, that shirt is cursed! Look at your chest!”
*gamer boy T-shirt increasingly going more taut with cleavage* “SHHH! Please! Hmm… Uh…. So, I’ll start by playing an Island… Then… *lactation noises* Um…”
“Dude, seriously, that shirt is cursed! Look at your chest!”
*gamer boy T-shirt increasingly going more taut with cleavage* “SHHH! Please! Hmm… Uh…. So, I’ll start by playing an Island… Then… *lactation noises* Um…”