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@zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social

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(he/they/she, lv 23 genderfluid lucario/zoroark) i'm jay, i draw butts and butt accessories! nice to meetcha! • has auDHD/bipolar, pls be patient • 🔞 PARENTAL ADVISORY: MINORS WILL BE VAPORIZED BY LASER TURRETS 🔞 pfp by @dewwydarts banner by @fretthedeer

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · Aug 20

henlo, i am jay and i draw butts and butt accessories. pleased to meet y'all!

here's a glimpse of the wacky shit you'll be seeing on your timeline because of me. sorryyyyy~

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 6h

i draw stereobutts enough, i wanna try something different for a change :3c

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 6h

truuuuuue, and as a canine it's as tempting for me to hump as a fire hydrant is

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 6h

deadass i'm getting tempted to draw my lucario like that at some point,,,,

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 6h

saaaaaame! this goes for any type of booty but god i LOVE the way you draw monobutts

honestly if it wasn't for you i wouldn't be as into em, especially like... flurry here. she's so humpable 💙

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 6h

omg you should like.... draw one with a huge sloshy one, big enough to see over her head and touching the ground even when she stands up,,,,,

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 7h

either way

🎵~someone's getting fiiiiredddd~🎵

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 7h

i bet youtube either broke because of its shitty AI or its next pointless UI change

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 8h

w-woof!

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 10h

oooooo nice! i was also at ACFI, had a lot of fun but now i got con crud :(

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 11h

ugh, fuck bro. being sick and broke is the worst cuz i'm starving rn but I'm too sick to cook and too broke to order food

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 11h

hi i'm a seat

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 18h

i am so sorry

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 1d

just saw labubu r34 on my timeline and now i want to jump off a bridge

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 1d

you guys may wonder why i say "genuinely" so much

i'm southern, literally the same reason i say "do what?" when i don't hear somebody

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 1d

okay let's all just agree that this picture is genuinely hilarious and i am genuinely trying not to wake up my roommate from laughing so hard rn

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 1d

sounds fun!

more booty >:3

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 3d

friend w/ benefits but still

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 4d

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maybeeeee >w>'

i'm still saving my ass for someone special tho

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 4d

uhh huhuhuhuh

i just scored

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 4d

my penis won today

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 4d

i will be sure to block this person immediately.

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 4d

i just got petted and called a "good girl" and now i'm feeling some feelings that i am really enjoying.......

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 4d

if you want to be treated as a spooky demon creature, then i shall do so in the most respectful way i can!

like so...

a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with his mouth wide open

ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with his mouth wide open

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💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 5d

but what if i want the booty cheeks to bounce on me? owo

💙~straight up jaying it~💙 @zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social · 5d

only at a furry con do you go to bed and then wake up a couple hours later with a random drunk guy you never met before sleeping next to you