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he/they, punchcard enthusiast – born 593136000. I like daft memes, tech, art and tinkering/dev. Views and opinions expressed are often dumb, wrong and meaningless except fսϲk АІ sⅼοp.
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · Oct 12
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jasondws.bsky.social
I sleep in a Spaceship recliner pod.
Do you?
Millhouse's Dad from the race car bed meme except he is pointing to the $32,000 spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus. The meme text reads, "I sleep in a Spaceship recliner pod. Do you?"
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
inept.expert
We rolling like this
A Costco members card sticking out of a wallet held in hand.
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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quasimorph.bsky.social
Happy holidays, mercenaries!

Patch 0.9.8.2 "Fresh Meat" is out!
• Procedural missions update
• 5 new mercenaries
• NPC AI additions
• Balance changes
And, of course, a lot of fixes!

Happy hunting, mercenaries!
#roguelike #turnbased #gamedev
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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robinince.bsky.social
Some of last night’s hosting T shirts - don’t forget that we do a collection for Euston food bank at every Nine lessons show - if you can bring something that is great. Main requirements listed at cosmicshambles.com but all non perishables gratefully received
Sinead t shirt NO MUSIC ON A DEAD PLANET TRANS| RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. Anne Sexton T shirt
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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noelreports.com
❗️The EU has approved a €90B loan for Ukraine for 2026-27, President of the European Council, António Costa announced.

“Ukraine will repay the loan only when Russia pays reparations. We gathered and we delivered,” said Ursula von der Leyen. Belgium called it a victory for Ukraine and intl. law.
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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leedrake.bsky.social
Lionel Hutz meme from the Simpsons, which changes “No blood for oil” on stationary to “No, blood for oil!”
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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melissagiragrant.com
the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
A cartoon drawing of anthropomorphic wolves in a video arcade, playing cabinet versions of Lotus 123 and Microsoft Excel
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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camhcom.bsky.social
tapping the sign
brutalized Torment Nexus meme: " [Lucas Pope]: my [video game] [PAPERS PLEASE] is a cautionary tale [Gamers]: At long last, we have [voted for] the [PAPERS PLEASE] from calssic [Dystopian] [video game] [PAPERS PLEASE] "
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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seanjones.org
#Bondi
seanjones.org Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · Oct 2
I despair at the persistence of the belief that a better world is just a few more murders away.
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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robinince.bsky.social
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
This is the saddest day of my professional life. Today is not only the final recording of the latest series of The Infinite Monkey Cage, it is my last ever Monkey Cage. I never thought that I would have to leave the show. I always imagined going on until | dropped dead under the studio lights due to a brain aneurysm caused by my final attempt to understand notions of quantum gravity or the shock of being told about fly maggot infestations in the sacks of macaque monkeys. I resigned in September, after sixteen years of dedication to the show, A show that I named and helped develop over all those years. Unfortunately, my opinions outside the BBC have been considered problematic for sometime, whether it has been voicing support for the trans community, criticism of Donald Trump, numerous other outlandish opinions, including once gently criticising Stephen Fry. These things were considered to conflict with being a freelance BBC science presenter In a recent meeting where BBC Studio executives again voiced problems with me, I realised my choices. Obedience and being quieter to remain making Monkey Cage, or 'Resign and have the freedom to speak out against what I believe are injustices'. • I chose the latter. It broke my heart. I love this show and I love the audience, and it is because of the audience in particular, that this decision was so difficult to make. I kept thinking about all the extremist voices promoting hate and division. They are being given so many platforms, while voices that represent kindness, open mindedness, empathy seem to be scarcer and scarcer. I felt I couldn't pamper myself with the luxury of silence. One of my many privileges is that I am able to resign and I can speak out even if it is to the detriment of my career. I have thought a lot about my heroes, Sinead O Connor, James Baldwin, Audre Lorde, and so many more. I think of Sinead's words, "the job of an artist is to be themselves at any cost". James Baldwin said prejudice was really just a word for cowardice. Audre Lorde, viewing her life, wrote that her only regrets were her silences. I think of my father as I resign, he brought me up to believe in fairness , justice and kindness. Though my heart is broken, it is also full of fire. I apologise to our incredible listeners for my departure, your love of the show means a great deal. I am so sorry to let you down. I hope that you can understand my reasoning. I have to accept that I am not what the current BBC expects of their freelance presenters. Despite this I should add that I have always worked far more than my contracted hours to try and ensure the show was always the best it could be, as well as making myself accessible and responsive to the audience wherever and whenever I met them. Every night, we have recorded, I have been filled with determination to make the best show possible. This was not "just a job" I hope that with my departure I can be a better ally to the LGBTQ community, to the neurodivergent community, to activists fighting against those who aim to brutalise society, to those currently in prison on hunger strike, and to all those who fight for a more inclusive world. From many conversations, I know there are many Monkey Cage listeners who support these communities and activists too. The strawberry is dead. Long live the strawberry. B
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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koyorin.bsky.social
marie ✨// #Warframe
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
inept.expert
React.joke
December 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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rebelagainsthate.com
A meme of Japanese parliament members trying to stop someone from speaking in the mic with the word "would" below.
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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emilylorange.bsky.social
IT BIRTHDAY. I HAVE FENDED OFF THE TERRORS FOR 39 YEARS.

here's some recent art i'm proud of 🎉
#art #furry #bird
a square digital painting, showing a collection of growing flowers, leaves, and berries. the image has been abstracted, such that the colors are very saturated, and the shapes have been made more square and linear than is likely true. the main focus of the image is a collection of bright purple flowers, surrounded in the foreground by yellow-green leaves in sunlight, with purple vines between. dotted around are green and black collections of berries with blue reflections of sky. the background is blue-green shapes that suggest foliage. a digital painting of the popular meme showing ben affleck standing outside his door, smoking a cigarette and visibly exhausted, but he has been turned into an anthropomorphic duck a digital painting of a white parrot with yellow crest sitting on a branch. its back is to the viewer, but face can be seen in profile looking to the right. a patch of leaves in the upper left corner casts a shadow on its wings. in the background an abstract pattern of pastel leaves and branches can be seen. a digital painting showing the famous Hubble/James Webb image of the Pillars of Creation nebula, with its three tall fingers. the image has been heavily abstracted to be a collection of lines and polygons, and the colors have been saturated, such that it contains strong blues, yellows, and pinks. dots of stars can be seen throughout #FediArt #MastoArt #CreativeToots Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊 boosted Oct 1 kiff@panelinha.club emilylorange Kiff @kiff@panelinha.club Uma ilustração com duas figuras se abraçando e se inclinando para um beijo, contra um fundo vermelho. A obra de arte faz parte da série #Kinktober, temática em torno de "Lust". #kinktober25 #Lust #mastoart Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊 boosted Oct 1 artofgeography emilylorange erik goetze @artofgeography “Gravity the unseeing goddess of exoplanets“ © Copyright 2025 by Erik Goetze Part of my “Exoplanet” series Inspired by some of the amazing images of gravitational lensing that makes profoundly far away galaxies more visible. And also gravastars. Gravity is an immensely powerful force throughout the universe, like a god. I don’t use AI tools to make my art. AI tools don’t have permission to train on or assimilate my art. #abstract #AbstractArt #MastoArt #painting #art Painting with red, orange, black, brown and purple elements. Continued thread Oct 1 Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊 @emilylorange I have added a preparatory drawing (done on real paper!) and a full timelapse of this image, to my single tier $3 Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/emilylorange Oct 1 Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊 @emilylorange It's finally time for Skinktober! What's that? No, I'm pretty sure it was never called anything else. a digital painting of a juvenile five-lined skink sitting on a decorative pumpkin. it is surrounded by vine and leaves. the lizard is striped lengthwise down its body in white and black, transitioning to a bright blue tail about halfway down. the colors have been very saturated, and the shapes are abstracted to be rigid angles. #art #M…
December 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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kagi.com
Kagi News features a "Today in History" section that brings you fascinating moments from the past, right alongside your daily news briefing.

New to Kagi News? blog.kagi.com/kagi-news
Kagi News interface displaying the "Today in History" tab with a timeline of five historical events from December 7, ranging from year 574 to 2014.
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
inept.expert
Ooof
Smartphone screenshot of a weather app showing the predicted temperature timeline for Saturday the 6th December. It shows a temperature range from 21 — 39
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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tumerboy.bsky.social
A drawing of the Enterprise E from behind, with a pinky/purpley space backdrop including a large planet just poking into frame from above. Text says: "Much like the Federation, I too have lofty ideals and no money."
December 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
inept.expert
C A T /ᐠ˵- ⩊ -˵マ
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
inept.expert
Wonder if anyone has tried an LLM sandbox escape with pig Latin yet…
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
inept.expert
Might track my own listen next year via the api to see how accurate this is 🙃 #mydeezeryear #deezer
A phone screenshot of the Deezer music app, showing my top tracks streamed on Deezer for 2025.
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
inept.expert
I call it the Tilebarrow
A photo of a wheelbarrow frame with some planks screwed over where the pan used to be, left in it stack large sandstone pavers easily
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
inept.expert
Wut #Deezer broke
Mobile phone screenshot showing a notice from Deezer stating that I have not streamed enough to get this years ‘My Deezer Year Experience’
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
inept.expert
Bath time again
A wet dog sitting in a stainless steel tub of a dog wash. The dog is getting towel dried and showing an expression of enjoyment
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM