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Oops, our U.S. data center partner just so happened have an outage that shadowbanned all left-wing political content on our platform for 48 hours. And this just so happened to coincide with us being purchased by one of Trump's friends. Our bad.
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Oops, our U.S. data center partner just so happened have an outage that shadowbanned all left-wing political content on our platform for 48 hours. And this just so happened to coincide with us being purchased by one of Trump's friends. Our bad.
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wait it's still ice?? 🚗💨
January 27, 2026 at 4:08 PM
wait it's still ice?? 🚗💨
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
The world is full of stoves for those with hands to touch them
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The world is full of stoves for those with hands to touch them
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ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis.
www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis.
www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
Tired: massage pillow
Wired: screaming pillow
Wired: screaming pillow
January 12, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Tired: massage pillow
Wired: screaming pillow
Wired: screaming pillow
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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The most important thing to note about me is that I have been vetted for maximum security clearance and am honestly overqualified. Due to my impeccable training and the high esteem of my peers, I should be hired and paid the maximum possible salary.
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The most important thing to note about me is that I have been vetted for maximum security clearance and am honestly overqualified. Due to my impeccable training and the high esteem of my peers, I should be hired and paid the maximum possible salary.
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Does shampoo imply the existence of shampiss?
More at 11
More at 11
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Does shampoo imply the existence of shampiss?
More at 11
More at 11
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
Every time I try to type mpg it autocorrects to mpreg
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Every time I try to type mpg it autocorrects to mpreg
I remember one time somebody told me they didn’t know what chaff was and I thought holy shit, you’re clearly not a dude
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I remember one time somebody told me they didn’t know what chaff was and I thought holy shit, you’re clearly not a dude
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as has become tradition, we now present Video Game Titles Changed To Be Weed Jokes
April 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
as has become tradition, we now present Video Game Titles Changed To Be Weed Jokes
If you are a person who sometimes has social difficulty, it’s important to understand that when people say something nice about you it’s usually a polite lie. Only the bad things are real.
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If you are a person who sometimes has social difficulty, it’s important to understand that when people say something nice about you it’s usually a polite lie. Only the bad things are real.
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wishing you each a very egg today 🥚 <3’
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
wishing you each a very egg today 🥚 <3’
Don’t do the jingle bell crime
If you can’t do the jingle bell time
If you can’t do the jingle bell time
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Don’t do the jingle bell crime
If you can’t do the jingle bell time
If you can’t do the jingle bell time
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY