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impudentearworm.bsky.social
danielle
@impudentearworm.bsky.social
rural lifestyle consultant, lutheran (not the racist kind), stephen fry hotness defender. also at @hingeguysbelike.bsky.social
In other small business news I just collected an invoice 3+ months past due that I had to contact the recipient about TWELVE TIMES
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The entire episode was under 10 seconds. I don't think I've ever laughed out loud during communion but i wasn't the only one
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't want david to be deceased but God forbid, you would have my full support
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Walking around this sierra trading post with such authority that someone asked me if I worked there and when I said no, sorry, the woman goes "but you have keys"

Bring back chatelaines
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
To this list I humbly append my own type invention of
-meaningful necklaces

(It's sort of a sub-type of fancy man, but they're also usually outdoorsy, deeply NOT hoo-de-do)
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yes life is up and down and yes the darkness has barely started and yes I'm about to hit a bunch of bad one-year anniversaries but STILL this is progress
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Still had a good time learning to put in waterbars. Was tamping gravel the way you're supposed to (hard) and not one but two of the guys asked me who had made me angry 💀
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM