danielle
@impudentearworm.bsky.social
rural lifestyle consultant, lutheran (not the racist kind), stephen fry hotness defender. also at @hingeguysbelike.bsky.social
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danielle
@impudentearworm.bsky.social
· Nov 15
It's time for Dawseycore fall. Get in losers we're wearing well-mended wool and pining respectfully
Me friday: remember there's an appointment Tuesday
Me monday: remember there's an appointment tomorrow
Me Tuesday am: remember there's an appointment this afternoon
[Tuesday 1:21 boss waltzing in the door]
Me: WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR 1:30 APPOINTMENT
"Oh I forgot"
Me monday: remember there's an appointment tomorrow
Me Tuesday am: remember there's an appointment this afternoon
[Tuesday 1:21 boss waltzing in the door]
Me: WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR 1:30 APPOINTMENT
"Oh I forgot"
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me friday: remember there's an appointment Tuesday
Me monday: remember there's an appointment tomorrow
Me Tuesday am: remember there's an appointment this afternoon
[Tuesday 1:21 boss waltzing in the door]
Me: WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR 1:30 APPOINTMENT
"Oh I forgot"
Me monday: remember there's an appointment tomorrow
Me Tuesday am: remember there's an appointment this afternoon
[Tuesday 1:21 boss waltzing in the door]
Me: WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR 1:30 APPOINTMENT
"Oh I forgot"
Reposted by danielle
There’s a timeline where none of your life problems emerged and all the bad things on the world stage never happened because Sufjan Stevens made all 50 state albums and your state’s was absolutely perfect
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
There’s a timeline where none of your life problems emerged and all the bad things on the world stage never happened because Sufjan Stevens made all 50 state albums and your state’s was absolutely perfect
Trying to put the best construct on things when your feelings are hurt is just like
a man with a beard is smiling and saying `` well , i 'm exhausted already . ''
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and saying `` well , i 'm exhausted already . ''
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November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Trying to put the best construct on things when your feelings are hurt is just like
Incredible moment during communion: toddler made it from back of sanctuary to first altar step in split seconds, did flying squirrel leap onto first landing, then started army crawling to the altar. Pr rob (without dropping the communion tray) snagged her till her dad could get there
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Incredible moment during communion: toddler made it from back of sanctuary to first altar step in split seconds, did flying squirrel leap onto first landing, then started army crawling to the altar. Pr rob (without dropping the communion tray) snagged her till her dad could get there
I have just enough of a 4 wing to be slightly horrified at how predictable I am
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I have just enough of a 4 wing to be slightly horrified at how predictable I am
It's not even thanksgiving. Why am I being subjected to Santa baby
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's not even thanksgiving. Why am I being subjected to Santa baby
A reminder of my brother's flawless list of types of men:
-Hoo-de-doo
-yeehah
-doh-de-doh
-dumpity-do
-horpy-dorp
-fancy man
-boo-bah (gender neutral; can also be used as an adjective for poor work. One may be boo-bah for personality -general laziness- or productivity or both)
-Hoo-de-doo
-yeehah
-doh-de-doh
-dumpity-do
-horpy-dorp
-fancy man
-boo-bah (gender neutral; can also be used as an adjective for poor work. One may be boo-bah for personality -general laziness- or productivity or both)
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A reminder of my brother's flawless list of types of men:
-Hoo-de-doo
-yeehah
-doh-de-doh
-dumpity-do
-horpy-dorp
-fancy man
-boo-bah (gender neutral; can also be used as an adjective for poor work. One may be boo-bah for personality -general laziness- or productivity or both)
-Hoo-de-doo
-yeehah
-doh-de-doh
-dumpity-do
-horpy-dorp
-fancy man
-boo-bah (gender neutral; can also be used as an adjective for poor work. One may be boo-bah for personality -general laziness- or productivity or both)
Belated gif from this week's episode
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Belated gif from this week's episode
Balance is important
I look with pleasure upon my freezer full of healthy homemade food
I look with pleasure upon the money in my taco bell app
I look with pleasure upon my freezer full of healthy homemade food
I look with pleasure upon the money in my taco bell app
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Balance is important
I look with pleasure upon my freezer full of healthy homemade food
I look with pleasure upon the money in my taco bell app
I look with pleasure upon my freezer full of healthy homemade food
I look with pleasure upon the money in my taco bell app
"Sign coworker up for this" [blank email with references to membership renewal and conferences"
Do you mean membership or conference?
"Just do it"
email is blank. membership or the conference? I can't see what you're seeing
"I don't need your normal list of excuses why you won't do what I ask"
Do you mean membership or conference?
"Just do it"
email is blank. membership or the conference? I can't see what you're seeing
"I don't need your normal list of excuses why you won't do what I ask"
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"Sign coworker up for this" [blank email with references to membership renewal and conferences"
Do you mean membership or conference?
"Just do it"
email is blank. membership or the conference? I can't see what you're seeing
"I don't need your normal list of excuses why you won't do what I ask"
Do you mean membership or conference?
"Just do it"
email is blank. membership or the conference? I can't see what you're seeing
"I don't need your normal list of excuses why you won't do what I ask"
I'm now at the "getting rid of backups" and "acknowledging i will never do this project" stage which is crazy for someone with scarcity/deprivation mindset
Boy, you slog and slog and slog putting in the work and then it all comes unstuck at once (I fixed some stuff outside today that I dropped in summer 2021 and hadn't touched since)
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm now at the "getting rid of backups" and "acknowledging i will never do this project" stage which is crazy for someone with scarcity/deprivation mindset
Enjoying this juxtaposition of bleets from Rev @dljohnston.bsky.social and Pr @cahutch1990.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Enjoying this juxtaposition of bleets from Rev @dljohnston.bsky.social and Pr @cahutch1990.bsky.social
Mfw I'm still expected to show up to the volunteer event even when the hot land steward isn't there
a man in a suit and tie is waving his hand in a laundromat .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is waving his hand in a laundromat .
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November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Mfw I'm still expected to show up to the volunteer event even when the hot land steward isn't there
"Ooh there's some little turds up here" - trustee meeting
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Ooh there's some little turds up here" - trustee meeting
On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a
Biggest updates from here are that I am having an exceptional hair day and there are no errands
Also I'm straight up eating pot pie filling as soup due to not paying attention to what I was thawing, so
Also I'm straight up eating pot pie filling as soup due to not paying attention to what I was thawing, so
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Biggest updates from here are that I am having an exceptional hair day and there are no errands
Also I'm straight up eating pot pie filling as soup due to not paying attention to what I was thawing, so
Also I'm straight up eating pot pie filling as soup due to not paying attention to what I was thawing, so
+5 virtue points for backspacing on a rude bleet before posting
-5 virtue points for having rude bleets in my heart
-5 virtue points for having rude bleets in my heart
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
+5 virtue points for backspacing on a rude bleet before posting
-5 virtue points for having rude bleets in my heart
-5 virtue points for having rude bleets in my heart
I know people mean well but it's hard to interpret "here's this homely man we think you should date" and then telling you you're too picky when you say "no thank you" as anything other than "you don't have any other options and you should be grateful"
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I know people mean well but it's hard to interpret "here's this homely man we think you should date" and then telling you you're too picky when you say "no thank you" as anything other than "you don't have any other options and you should be grateful"
Welcome back to North & South November where I watch one episode per Sunday as a reward for existing through the month of november
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a hat standing in the snow .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a hat standing in the snow .
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November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Welcome back to North & South November where I watch one episode per Sunday as a reward for existing through the month of november
Someone who really annoyed me today then told me to smile and I actually looked at him and flatly said "no"
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Someone who really annoyed me today then told me to smile and I actually looked at him and flatly said "no"