Improbable Joe
@improbablejoe.bsky.social
Cats, dog, guitars, books, cooking, the occasional video game. Depression is my jam. He/Him.
Gots to go to therapy this week. The group needs me!!
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Gots to go to therapy this week. The group needs me!!
I have been doing a good job of reducing carbs, and eating better carbs. It doesn't change the fact that I could eat tater tots every day for a month.
February 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I have been doing a good job of reducing carbs, and eating better carbs. It doesn't change the fact that I could eat tater tots every day for a month.
Day 3 with the new kittens. Yelena had a little respiratory infection that is cleared up, but I'm taking both kids to the vet next week. Mostly we want to know exactly how bad their vision is, and if there's anything we can do to help improve their eyes at all.
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Day 3 with the new kittens. Yelena had a little respiratory infection that is cleared up, but I'm taking both kids to the vet next week. Mostly we want to know exactly how bad their vision is, and if there's anything we can do to help improve their eyes at all.
That's my secret Cap... I always feel like hammered shit.
a baby is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone .
ALT: a baby is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
That's my secret Cap... I always feel like hammered shit.
I need to move 6 big things out of my office today, then I can pull out the rug and start cleaning the floor. Just need to stand up and do it.
Stand up Joe!
Stand up Joe!
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I need to move 6 big things out of my office today, then I can pull out the rug and start cleaning the floor. Just need to stand up and do it.
Stand up Joe!
Stand up Joe!
This both sides shit is why I've never respected Trevor Noah.
Mr. Noah said: “That is a Grammy that every artist wants almost as much as tRump wants Greenland, which makes sense because Epstein’s island is gone, he needs a new one to hang out with Bill Clinton.”
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Trump Assails Grammys and Threatens to Sue Trevor Noah Over Epstein Joke
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This both sides shit is why I've never respected Trevor Noah.
This is a lie, don't encourage people to spread mis/disinformation.
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
This is a lie, don't encourage people to spread mis/disinformation.
I was just thinking about the idea of "worst movie ever" and my criteria includes:
*source material
*quality of people involved
*budget (especially changes in budget up or down)
I can't blame a no-budget horror film shot on weekends, I can absolutely blame STRIPTEASE.
*source material
*quality of people involved
*budget (especially changes in budget up or down)
I can't blame a no-budget horror film shot on weekends, I can absolutely blame STRIPTEASE.
February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I was just thinking about the idea of "worst movie ever" and my criteria includes:
*source material
*quality of people involved
*budget (especially changes in budget up or down)
I can't blame a no-budget horror film shot on weekends, I can absolutely blame STRIPTEASE.
*source material
*quality of people involved
*budget (especially changes in budget up or down)
I can't blame a no-budget horror film shot on weekends, I can absolutely blame STRIPTEASE.
Baby kittens Natasha and Yelena pose like models!
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Baby kittens Natasha and Yelena pose like models!
New kitten babies want to be set free!!
February 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
New kitten babies want to be set free!!
How young is too young to start putting kittens in funny costumes?
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
How young is too young to start putting kittens in funny costumes?
The first time I was exposed to Chomsky, I knew he was an asshole and an idiot. People sure are gullible.
February 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The first time I was exposed to Chomsky, I knew he was an asshole and an idiot. People sure are gullible.
Bonded pair kitties are the best kitties! Woohoo!
January 31, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Bonded pair kitties are the best kitties! Woohoo!
Well...
We accidentally adopted the wrong kittens! They're both blind in one eye, which makes them extra special (and pirates!)
Natasha and Yelena!
We accidentally adopted the wrong kittens! They're both blind in one eye, which makes them extra special (and pirates!)
Natasha and Yelena!
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Well...
We accidentally adopted the wrong kittens! They're both blind in one eye, which makes them extra special (and pirates!)
Natasha and Yelena!
We accidentally adopted the wrong kittens! They're both blind in one eye, which makes them extra special (and pirates!)
Natasha and Yelena!
Kittens! Need names for kittens!!
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Kittens! Need names for kittens!!
OMG I THINK WE'RE ADOPTING KITTIES TOMORROW!!!!
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 AM
OMG I THINK WE'RE ADOPTING KITTIES TOMORROW!!!!
Still kitten hunting...
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Still kitten hunting...
My doggo has too many thoughts in her head, and too many scary triggers outside in the neighborhood today. If I could, I would hide in the bed with her all day.
January 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
My doggo has too many thoughts in her head, and too many scary triggers outside in the neighborhood today. If I could, I would hide in the bed with her all day.
Look at this antisemitic nonsense.
January 28, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Look at this antisemitic nonsense.
Reposted by Improbable Joe
There really isn't any other explanation for people who keep pushing some of the least qualified white men (let's be honest, resume for resume Bernie has never belonged in a presidential-level conversation at all) for POTUS.
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
There really isn't any other explanation for people who keep pushing some of the least qualified white men (let's be honest, resume for resume Bernie has never belonged in a presidential-level conversation at all) for POTUS.
Reposted by Improbable Joe
"A sixth diplomat, speaking generally, said that European leadership is growing increasingly concerned by Trump’s 'unpredictability.'"
I do not have the words to express my contempt for everyone who whined about Biden being old and then refused to vote against this.
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I do not have the words to express my contempt for everyone who whined about Biden being old and then refused to vote against this.
t.co/kibiaYqKC6
Trump Ally Shocked at President’s ‘Psychological State’ in Private Meeting
European leader came out of a meeting with the U.S. president “traumatized” by his state of mind.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:51 PM
"A sixth diplomat, speaking generally, said that European leadership is growing increasingly concerned by Trump’s 'unpredictability.'"
I do not have the words to express my contempt for everyone who whined about Biden being old and then refused to vote against this.
t.co/kibiaYqKC6
I do not have the words to express my contempt for everyone who whined about Biden being old and then refused to vote against this.
t.co/kibiaYqKC6
Quit drinking two weeks ago, started eating a lot better this week, now if only I could get a good night's sleep I'd be all kinds of set!
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Quit drinking two weeks ago, started eating a lot better this week, now if only I could get a good night's sleep I'd be all kinds of set!
I want to make an awesome lunch, but it would take 5-8 minutes. I just don't have that kind of energy.
January 27, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I want to make an awesome lunch, but it would take 5-8 minutes. I just don't have that kind of energy.