Urdadssidepiece 🇨🇦🌾
@imnotanaltsir.bsky.social
Just skeeting into the void 🕳️
This definitely isn’t an alt…..😂
This definitely isn’t an alt…..😂
Got some of my hairs cut
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Got some of my hairs cut
My all is like one of the most beautiful songs ever written…the yearning….the longing….I guess there’s a reason they called him Jeter the eater 😂😂
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
My all is like one of the most beautiful songs ever written…the yearning….the longing….I guess there’s a reason they called him Jeter the eater 😂😂
Living in an apartment is a fucking nightmare! Not because of my neighbours or anything but because one time someone in the building had bed bugs so I bought a mattress protector cause I can’t afford a new mattress the fuck😂 but now when I wash it I have to put it back on 🙄😂
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Living in an apartment is a fucking nightmare! Not because of my neighbours or anything but because one time someone in the building had bed bugs so I bought a mattress protector cause I can’t afford a new mattress the fuck😂 but now when I wash it I have to put it back on 🙄😂
I’m a brat when I’m bumpin that
February 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I’m a brat when I’m bumpin that
The concept of Reba is kind of hilarious…I get the blended family stuff and the challenges and blah blah…but it sort of comes as “sometimes your husband cheats on you and you have to become friends with his mistress 😁” 😂😂
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
The concept of Reba is kind of hilarious…I get the blended family stuff and the challenges and blah blah…but it sort of comes as “sometimes your husband cheats on you and you have to become friends with his mistress 😁” 😂😂
This is suppose to be the *not* horny account…why is there dicks all up and down my feed 😂
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
This is suppose to be the *not* horny account…why is there dicks all up and down my feed 😂
Because woke
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
IM RIDIN IM MY WHIP, RACIN TO HER PLACE
Usher If Im Gonna Tell It Then I Gotta Tell It All GIF
ALT: Usher If Im Gonna Tell It Then I Gotta Tell It All GIF
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February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
IM RIDIN IM MY WHIP, RACIN TO HER PLACE
Forgot about my progress pic plan cause I was too busy being a hoe 😂 scale says I lost 5lbs but I look the same 😂
February 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Forgot about my progress pic plan cause I was too busy being a hoe 😂 scale says I lost 5lbs but I look the same 😂
Pimpin got harder cause hoes got smarter is a CRAZY lyric 😂😂
Dolla dolla bill y’all 💸💸
Dolla dolla bill y’all 💸💸
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Pimpin got harder cause hoes got smarter is a CRAZY lyric 😂😂
Dolla dolla bill y’all 💸💸
Dolla dolla bill y’all 💸💸
!!!
girl, the horrors keep persisting!
February 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
!!!
Work it out should have been the single and made the album
a woman in a yellow hoodie is standing on a stage holding a microphone while fireworks are falling around her .
ALT: a woman in a yellow hoodie is standing on a stage holding a microphone while fireworks are falling around her .
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January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Work it out should have been the single and made the album
THIS BITCH GOT ME
a group of men are dancing together in a hallway . one of the men is wearing a bathrobe .
ALT: a group of men are dancing together in a hallway . one of the men is wearing a bathrobe .
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January 30, 2026 at 10:27 PM
THIS BITCH GOT ME
This was always the better diss track 😂
Black Friday (feat. Kim) by DJ Hotday on Apple Music
Song · 2010 · Duration 4:30
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January 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
This was always the better diss track 😂
Share a preacher, priest, or nun
January 29, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Share a preacher, priest, or nun
Bush?!? On main?!? 😏
January 29, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Bush?!? On main?!? 😏
No I don’t have time to “hop on a quick call”…I’m trying to take pictures of my ass 🍑😂
January 28, 2026 at 4:06 PM
No I don’t have time to “hop on a quick call”…I’m trying to take pictures of my ass 🍑😂
what is a post, really
January 28, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Happy Wednesday!….I guess 🙄😂
January 28, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Happy Wednesday!….I guess 🙄😂
Done work, and yet the horrors still persist 😂
a pixel art of a dog in a purple car with the words the horrors persist but so do i
ALT: a pixel art of a dog in a purple car with the words the horrors persist but so do i
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January 27, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Done work, and yet the horrors still persist 😂
Will this long as day never end 🙄🙃
January 27, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Will this long as day never end 🙄🙃
What’s your sign?
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
What’s your sign?
Oooooooooooo I will be seated 👀😂
The trailer for "Reality Check: Inside America's Next Top Model," a docuseries about the controversial reality competition series, is out:
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Oooooooooooo I will be seated 👀😂
Work, work, work, work
a woman in a red dress is dancing in a room
ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing in a room
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January 27, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Work, work, work, work
Feeling rather chesty this morning 😂
January 27, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Feeling rather chesty this morning 😂