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I’m just me. I really would like to talk Metal and Magic the Gathering. Be cool, be interesting, let’s chat.
Dave… Look - if YOU are going to cover a Metallica song, then you HAVE to make it undeniably the best damn version of that song that has ever existed. And - you didn’t. It’s weak. The leads are fine - they’re even good - but everything else is lukewarm, AT BEST. #Megadeth #Metallica #HeavyMetal
January 25, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Magic the Gathering card of the day:

Years ago - probably before the Color Pie was really firmed up - the first part of this would have been Blue. But today - white uses this as a speedbump with such regularity that it’s almost impossible to picture it in a different color. #MagicTheGathering #MtG
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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they make the cards, you make the culture.
April 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
An update to an old meme, with a touch of #Tesla energy.
March 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Played some Foundations (Sealed) and some Brothers War (Sealed) tonight - really fun. It was my first time playing any Brothers War, so I’m not sure I got a good feel for the set / vibe. Still - did well, played well - few mistakes, good attention to detail. Solid, overall. #MagicTheGathering #Magic
January 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
What a dreary day.

Sorry folks.

I really am.
January 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Magic the Gathering Card of the Day: Fall of Gil-galad - let’s see… 2 mana: scry 2, then +2, then fight and draw 2 cards?

Sold. This card is an almost ideal Green curve, all on one card.
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Today we are talking about the self titled Witch Club Satan album that came out in March of 2024.

Brutal, Fun, Unapologetic, and not at all taking themselves too seriously.

🔥🤘666 out of 10🤘🔥

#Metal #BlackMetal #HeavyMetal

music.apple.com/us/album/wit...
Witch Club Satan by Witch Club Satan on Apple Music
Album · 2024 · 12 Songs
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December 3, 2024 at 4:57 AM
I am going to do a thing.

Walls to protect Planeswalkers - and just make the walls super annoying- I’m going to give them Banding.

(Insert evil laugh here)

#MagicTheGathering #Magic #MtG
December 3, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Hey! That’s fun! Just blocked my first troll on here!

Look at our little platform, growing up so fast!
November 27, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Magic the Gathering Card of the Day: Protean Raider - you simply cannot overstate the value in this card - First, the raid mechanic teaches best practices - and then the rest is bonus. Copy your bomb - for three? Yep.

Thoughts?

#MagicTheGathering #MtG #Magic
November 26, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Magic the Gathering card of the day:
Yare - a lovely little White Instant that wants to surprise your opponents when they overcommit - and you survive the attack and get to crack back. Thoughts?
#MagicTheGathering #Magic #MtG
November 25, 2024 at 10:59 PM
November 19, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Magic The Gathering Card of the Day: Turf Wound

Maybe it’s just my play groups / circles - but I never see this played. This is a red tempo disruption BOMB - and an Instant card draw for red?

This probably has a Salt Rating of 100% - but a real red player welcomes that heat.
#MagicTheGathering
November 15, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Magic The Gathering Card of the Day: Giggling Skitterspike

Let’s see more and more and more toys! Especially ones that really want to spark nightmarish memories for those across the table from it! Ate you using it? Are you doing crazy combo stuff with it?

#MtG #MagicTheGathering #Magic
November 14, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Magic the Gathering Card of the day:
Cephalid Broker.

TARGET Player draws two, and tosses two. (Checks notes) WHENEVER. This is the type of blue card that your friends can complain about for months.

In Blue, that’s called “Value.”

Thoughts?
#MtG #Magic #MagicTheGathering
November 13, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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Thanks to @magic.wizards.com I am doing a giveaway (US Only Sorry) for the new Beginner Box from #MTGFoundations.

All you have to do win this box is to follow me and @magic.wizards.com, RT this post and tag a friend!

Will pull winner on Friday around 8PM Central!!

#gifted
#MTGAmbassador
November 10, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Deep breath.

Deeeeeeep breath.

I don’t know.

Maybe something after that?

But for now - I’m just going to breathe.
November 11, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Just played a sealed game of Wilds Of Eldraine with my son. Fun set, fun setting - and a nice break from the Duskmourne Spooky Season Setting that is current Magic the Gathering. Did you like the Eldraine sets? Favorite cards?

#MagicTheGathering #MtG #Magic

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Wilds of Eldraine Available Now | Magic: The Gathering
Fight for your fairy tale ending! Magic's latest set: Wilds of Eldraine, available now on MTG Arena, Amazon, and your local game store.
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October 19, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Advertise your account with just one image:
October 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Magic the Gathering card of the day:

#MagicTheGathering. #MTG #Magic Mercurial Spelldancer.

I’ve been thinking about this card as a build around idea, and I am resisting researching to see what others have done with it. Have you played with it? Did it over or under perform?
October 18, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Magic the gathering card of the day: Cloud Key.

Does it do enough for you to use it? Does it enable you to ramp in colors where ramp isn’t always obvious, or is it a turn where you drop it and lose tempo because you weren’t being aggressive? What do you think? #Magic #MtG #Commander #CCG
October 17, 2024 at 6:22 PM
My Boston Terrier, Bentley. I love what he brings to my life. I love what he brings to people who meet him. My world is better because of a little dog with a huge personality. Thanks, Bentley - you’re a very good boy.
October 9, 2023 at 1:43 AM