Mike
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Mike
@imike.lol
Nap enthusiast. 🏳️‍🌈 he/him
Full night's sleep. Amazing.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Arch Manning, more advanced than Ubuntu Manning.
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I hope you all got the best dealz today.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Some European club is going to steal Moultrie away from Portland and I'm going to be sad. #BAONPDX
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Portland/Metro trying to get me to pay a tax twice. No thank you please. Thank goodness I document everything. Now to kindly inform them to fix it on Monday.
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I hope you all find love like the #F1 cameras love showing Valtteri Bottas in the garage.
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you think turkey is bad because it's dry and flavorless, you've only been served bad turkey and not the good stuff. Thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Saying "men & women" and "boys & girls" annoys the crap out of me. You can be all inclusive by just saying "people," "folks," or something similar.

People of any gender are people! Stop pretending they don't exist. Thank you for listening to my Thanksgiving rant.
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Reposted by Mike
#AEW #AEWDynamite November 26, 2025
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Bless Fred Meyer for being open. And really only Saturday-busy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I get excited to watch the Macy's parade and then end up watching it for all of 10 minutes.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, ya turkeys.

And if you don't celebrate, Happy Thursday, ya turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reposted by Mike
Hey if you're not working tomorrow turn off your alarms!
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ah yes, the yearly "Don't set the apartment building on fire" email blast from the property manager. Tis the season!
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Physician is a hard word to type multiple times.
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Rudolph's red nose turns on today on the Portland sign in Old Town. It begins. #PDX
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you're going to get last minute food for tomorrow, or going grocery shopping in general, please bring your patience and kindness. I saw too many grouchy people last night.

Also, don't forget the ice cream for the apple pie. No, I don't want to wade into *that* debate.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Will I be able to sleep past 2:30 am tonight? Let's find out.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
BREAKING #NWSL NEWS: The Portland Thorns have fired head coach Rob Gale.

The Thorns finished third this season and made the semifinals. Results were up and down, although they also dealt with lots of key absences.
Sources: Portland Thorns fire coach Rob Gale
The Portland Thorns have fired head coach Rob Gale, multiple sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Stress is horrible for my Crohn's/PTSD, but I'm going to be under an immense amount of it for the next six weeks. Please send me your thoughts & prayers.
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
At least I got some egg nog to complain to.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Today's been a pretty bad day!
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The best quality sleep is in between alarm snoozes.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Reposted by Mike
It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
You should make some hot chocolate.
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM