Ian Hopper
imhopper.bsky.social
Ian Hopper
@imhopper.bsky.social
Retired diplomat, immigration wonk, post-solo student pilot, gamer, NHL Caps and AHL Bears. 🇺🇸🇵🇭🇸🇳🇮🇳🇯🇴🇩🇪🇮🇶🇨🇦
Guaranteed slam right on the front wheel. If you land there, your mechanic better be real good, and real close.
February 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
No, wait…

Mr. Beast Salesforce AI Ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
“I’m ridiculously rich and odd. Do stupid shit for money while I laugh.”

Overplayed.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I think we need confirmation that that was Liam… it was certainly symbolic of it, though.
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The prep sucks and tastes like chalk. But the propofol made me rethink, maybe drugs are good and everyone should have them.
February 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Exactly. I was living in Pentagon City when HQ2 was coming up, and it turned out to be pretty underwhelming. I guess that should have been an indicator.
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
That's the thing. Bezos isn't local. He's not a journalist. Selling primarily books a million years ago isn't remotely close. It was prestige, so why not run it like prestige? It's not like it needs to be profitable. He'd rather let it burn.
February 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM