Yesferatu
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First of all, you don't know what cakes I've seen.
Text from my dad on the subject:
October 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Text from my dad on the subject:
That was extremely unpleasant.
October 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
That was extremely unpleasant.
I usually start with "They thought we'd steal music off the internet the way we stole it from the radio, by keeping a blank tape in the tape deck, calling the station to request a song, and running to hit record when the DJ announced it was up next."
Hi, I'm 150 years old.
Hi, I'm 150 years old.
October 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I usually start with "They thought we'd steal music off the internet the way we stole it from the radio, by keeping a blank tape in the tape deck, calling the station to request a song, and running to hit record when the DJ announced it was up next."
Hi, I'm 150 years old.
Hi, I'm 150 years old.
Chunk is Fat Bear Champion. There is only so much good stuff going on out there so let's hang on to this one through a few news cycles if we can. Chunk is about 1,200 pounds and has a broken jaw, and still got the fattest.
October 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Chunk is Fat Bear Champion. There is only so much good stuff going on out there so let's hang on to this one through a few news cycles if we can. Chunk is about 1,200 pounds and has a broken jaw, and still got the fattest.
Has to break out a classic copy editing doodle today.
September 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Has to break out a classic copy editing doodle today.
Actually nobody named Jeffery Epstein ever existed. And private jets are a lie made up to shame billionaires. And islands aren't real.
July 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Actually nobody named Jeffery Epstein ever existed. And private jets are a lie made up to shame billionaires. And islands aren't real.
17 days in Europe with many family members:
June 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
17 days in Europe with many family members:
And this is why some of us still have Tumblrs. For Godzilla gifs, cute animals, art, jokes and other wacky stuff in the order in which it was posted. Like this guy. No algorithm ever would have served me up this lil bro.
May 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
And this is why some of us still have Tumblrs. For Godzilla gifs, cute animals, art, jokes and other wacky stuff in the order in which it was posted. Like this guy. No algorithm ever would have served me up this lil bro.
It's a really good sweatshirt, y'all.
April 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It's a really good sweatshirt, y'all.
Sorry, it's "Coles," and Coles has a type.
April 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Sorry, it's "Coles," and Coles has a type.
And not just the plain ones. I'm talking decadent.
March 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
And not just the plain ones. I'm talking decadent.
My doorbell camera occasionally picks up people saying mean things about my house and it makes me want to put up an FAQ so the house can clarify it is not an Airbnb and it is not some Victorian someone demolished.
March 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My doorbell camera occasionally picks up people saying mean things about my house and it makes me want to put up an FAQ so the house can clarify it is not an Airbnb and it is not some Victorian someone demolished.
Ah, yes, the old hometown.
March 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ah, yes, the old hometown.
Felt icky all weekend so my major accomplishment was baked a loaf of bread and ate it. Bread weekend. 8/10 will do again.
January 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Felt icky all weekend so my major accomplishment was baked a loaf of bread and ate it. Bread weekend. 8/10 will do again.
You have got to be kidding me.
January 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You have got to be kidding me.
No other president could pull off this look. Iconic.
December 29, 2024 at 9:36 PM
No other president could pull off this look. Iconic.
