Heather
@ihateheather.bsky.social
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Slightly Toxic
I'm not funny, if you think I'm funny seek help immediately.
Slightly Toxic
I'm not funny, if you think I'm funny seek help immediately.
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Heather
@ihateheather.bsky.social
· Nov 24
It's time for a holiday season #promosky
Hi I'm Heather, mostly I snarkpost about annoying things.
🚩⚠️☢ Chronic politics-talker (please stop me)
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🌃 Night Shift Girly
🖤 PC Gaming
🖤 Stardew (+ similar)
🖤 D&D
🖤 Fantasy + SciFi
🖤 Cat Person
Be a babe and toss me a 💙
Hi I'm Heather, mostly I snarkpost about annoying things.
🚩⚠️☢ Chronic politics-talker (please stop me)
(｡◕‿◕｡)
26 -- She/Her 🏳️⚧️
🌃 Night Shift Girly
🖤 PC Gaming
🖤 Stardew (+ similar)
🖤 D&D
🖤 Fantasy + SciFi
🖤 Cat Person
Be a babe and toss me a 💙
Ngl chat we are rapidly approaching the "join the polycule for financial security" stage. Bleak
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Ngl chat we are rapidly approaching the "join the polycule for financial security" stage. Bleak
As much as I don't like Massie for a variety of reasons, I do respect that he's standing on principle in regards to the epstein stuff
February 11, 2026 at 11:26 AM
As much as I don't like Massie for a variety of reasons, I do respect that he's standing on principle in regards to the epstein stuff
Friendship ended with Green Monster, Alani Cosmic Stardust is my new best friend
February 11, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Friendship ended with Green Monster, Alani Cosmic Stardust is my new best friend
Very excited for the super bowl only because I get to dust off the Patriots ragebait. I know nothing about football otherwise
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Very excited for the super bowl only because I get to dust off the Patriots ragebait. I know nothing about football otherwise
Worth noting that the people tying themselves into knots to protect pedophiles are also talking about putting cameras in daycares.
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Worth noting that the people tying themselves into knots to protect pedophiles are also talking about putting cameras in daycares.
I wonder how those Jill Stein voters are feeling about their choices now
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I wonder how those Jill Stein voters are feeling about their choices now
It's still just a distraction by the way. Dead woman? Yeah, distraction.
They don't care about distracting you, they care about subduing you by any means necessary.
They don't care about distracting you, they care about subduing you by any means necessary.
January 9, 2026 at 10:43 AM
It's still just a distraction by the way. Dead woman? Yeah, distraction.
They don't care about distracting you, they care about subduing you by any means necessary.
They don't care about distracting you, they care about subduing you by any means necessary.
You should probably buy a gun and learn to use it, if you have not already done so. Your safety may, unfortunately, depend on it.
January 9, 2026 at 10:40 AM
You should probably buy a gun and learn to use it, if you have not already done so. Your safety may, unfortunately, depend on it.
Chuck Schumer, from the fallout bunker: "this is all a distraction!"
[Dem politicians watching the news as Trump nukes several countries at once] well how is this going to solve the affordability crisis
January 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Chuck Schumer, from the fallout bunker: "this is all a distraction!"
ICE made the dire mistake of shooting a middle-class white woman, and actually triggering the alarm.
They could have continued to act with impunity forever if they just kept it to poors and POCs. Classic blunder. The media loves a dead white woman.
They could have continued to act with impunity forever if they just kept it to poors and POCs. Classic blunder. The media loves a dead white woman.
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 AM
ICE made the dire mistake of shooting a middle-class white woman, and actually triggering the alarm.
They could have continued to act with impunity forever if they just kept it to poors and POCs. Classic blunder. The media loves a dead white woman.
They could have continued to act with impunity forever if they just kept it to poors and POCs. Classic blunder. The media loves a dead white woman.
So as much as it is a good thing to keep the oppositional energy high, we really need to remove the work "distraction" from the lexicon. It's not a distraction, or a trick, or anything else. It's just malice. They're just evil. Calling it a distraction gives it too much credit.
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 AM
So as much as it is a good thing to keep the oppositional energy high, we really need to remove the work "distraction" from the lexicon. It's not a distraction, or a trick, or anything else. It's just malice. They're just evil. Calling it a distraction gives it too much credit.
This is my obligatory "two things can simultaneously be true" post.
Maduro is a five-star premium asshole.
Bombing a foreign country in the cause of what is ultimately a display of imperial might is evil.
Maduro is a five-star premium asshole.
Bombing a foreign country in the cause of what is ultimately a display of imperial might is evil.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
This is my obligatory "two things can simultaneously be true" post.
Maduro is a five-star premium asshole.
Bombing a foreign country in the cause of what is ultimately a display of imperial might is evil.
Maduro is a five-star premium asshole.
Bombing a foreign country in the cause of what is ultimately a display of imperial might is evil.
Castro mogged the CIA for like 60 years and Maduro just gets got in the first round? Skill issue i guess
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Castro mogged the CIA for like 60 years and Maduro just gets got in the first round? Skill issue i guess
Reposted by Heather
If Trump is allowed to do this we should be allowed to abduct the Governor of Indiana
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
If Trump is allowed to do this we should be allowed to abduct the Governor of Indiana
Unfortunately for the haters, "Islamic People's Republic of New York" and variations thereof will never be as snappy as "Commiefornia". The modern rightoid grifter is but a pale imitation of the Bush/Obama era pundit.
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Unfortunately for the haters, "Islamic People's Republic of New York" and variations thereof will never be as snappy as "Commiefornia". The modern rightoid grifter is but a pale imitation of the Bush/Obama era pundit.
2026 is about to be hella annoying, I feel it in my bones
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
2026 is about to be hella annoying, I feel it in my bones
How successful do you have to be for foreign governments to send attractive spies to exploit you? Asking for a friend
December 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
How successful do you have to be for foreign governments to send attractive spies to exploit you? Asking for a friend
Wine, boyfriend, pussy. 😳
Alright strange E-Oracle, I am intrigued.
Alright strange E-Oracle, I am intrigued.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Wine, boyfriend, pussy. 😳
Alright strange E-Oracle, I am intrigued.
Alright strange E-Oracle, I am intrigued.
It's kind of fascinating how literally everyone you know can suddenly do a half-decent Trump impression now.
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's kind of fascinating how literally everyone you know can suddenly do a half-decent Trump impression now.
Reposted by Heather
We have some things to giveaway! If you would like to receive our calendar, these posters, and our anniversary coin, just repost and reply to this post! We'll choose a winner in nine hours.
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
We have some things to giveaway! If you would like to receive our calendar, these posters, and our anniversary coin, just repost and reply to this post! We'll choose a winner in nine hours.
The game awards statue is teasing L.A. Noire 2
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The game awards statue is teasing L.A. Noire 2
Been creepin' my cast
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Been creepin' my cast
Women in their 30s. iykyk
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Women in their 30s. iykyk
Chat the friend group has informed me that I am, so they say, "a judgy, gatekeepy bitch"
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Chat the friend group has informed me that I am, so they say, "a judgy, gatekeepy bitch"