Idris Esquire
@idrisesquire.bsky.social
attorney / photography enthusiast / unsolicited advice giver / to-do list curator
Jersey ⚫️ D.C.⚫️ Chicago
Jersey ⚫️ D.C.⚫️ Chicago
I’m gonna try not to over do it today. Hear my cry oh lord
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m gonna try not to over do it today. Hear my cry oh lord
Takes me out every time 😂😭
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Takes me out every time 😂😭
This app…is a lot. I’m not surprised nor terribly upset about rich people attending the birthday party of a rich friend that was held at…wait for it, a rich person’s home.
Also, how are you gonna say fuck Stevie Wonder lmao 😭
Also, how are you gonna say fuck Stevie Wonder lmao 😭
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This app…is a lot. I’m not surprised nor terribly upset about rich people attending the birthday party of a rich friend that was held at…wait for it, a rich person’s home.
Also, how are you gonna say fuck Stevie Wonder lmao 😭
Also, how are you gonna say fuck Stevie Wonder lmao 😭
Someone left these flyers in my neighborhood and “I am confusion”!!
There’s so much going on—is this an ad for his business, a dating profile, both?
There’s so much going on—is this an ad for his business, a dating profile, both?
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Someone left these flyers in my neighborhood and “I am confusion”!!
There’s so much going on—is this an ad for his business, a dating profile, both?
There’s so much going on—is this an ad for his business, a dating profile, both?
As someone that works in big law, I think it’s WILD how much first & second years make. Firms want to attract talented law students but there has to be a better way lol. The US legal field should adopt a 2-year apprenticeship program with lower expectations and lower pay.
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
As someone that works in big law, I think it’s WILD how much first & second years make. Firms want to attract talented law students but there has to be a better way lol. The US legal field should adopt a 2-year apprenticeship program with lower expectations and lower pay.
47, every time he saw that lady 😭
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
47, every time he saw that lady 😭
I’m sorry…”hello, Miss Housekeeping” made me yell laugh. What is wrong with him?!? Lmfao
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’m sorry…”hello, Miss Housekeeping” made me yell laugh. What is wrong with him?!? Lmfao
I just want a job that doesn’t require me to work on weekends…
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I just want a job that doesn’t require me to work on weekends…
I think my bird of paradise had gigantism or something. The last two leaves it put out have been huge. I’m going to have to repot it soon. #plantsky
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I think my bird of paradise had gigantism or something. The last two leaves it put out have been huge. I’m going to have to repot it soon. #plantsky
RFK stadium is coming down pretty quickly.
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
RFK stadium is coming down pretty quickly.
I ate pasta & pizza and drank wine almost everyday while I was in Italy and somehow I still managed to lose 4 lbs.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I ate pasta & pizza and drank wine almost everyday while I was in Italy and somehow I still managed to lose 4 lbs.
Shopping has been the best part of Italy. 🇮🇹
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Shopping has been the best part of Italy. 🇮🇹
The Pantheon 🇮🇹
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The Pantheon 🇮🇹
Wheels up. Next stop Rome. 🇮🇹🍕🍝
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wheels up. Next stop Rome. 🇮🇹🍕🍝
Me, when I grab drinks later tonight in DC…
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me, when I grab drinks later tonight in DC…
Nobody:
Mitch McConnell:
Mitch McConnell:
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Nobody:
Mitch McConnell:
Mitch McConnell:
These people really send me emails at 10:30pm and expect me to respond.
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
These people really send me emails at 10:30pm and expect me to respond.
If it were up to me I would just burn the entire tree down. 😂
October 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If it were up to me I would just burn the entire tree down. 😂
American Horror Story: Big Ass Wasp Nest
October 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
American Horror Story: Big Ass Wasp Nest
Everybody caught a stray that night! I was so confused
October 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Everybody caught a stray that night! I was so confused
Here you go! I live in fear that every good recipe i find on the internet will disappear so i always print them out 😂
Her skillet cabbage and sausage was one of my favorites. Apologies for the random underlined words lol
Her skillet cabbage and sausage was one of my favorites. Apologies for the random underlined words lol
October 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Here you go! I live in fear that every good recipe i find on the internet will disappear so i always print them out 😂
Her skillet cabbage and sausage was one of my favorites. Apologies for the random underlined words lol
Her skillet cabbage and sausage was one of my favorites. Apologies for the random underlined words lol