Ian Michael B.S.
@ianmichaelbs.bsky.social
b.s. is my name it doesn't stand for blue sky. that's not what the b.s. stands for.
I'm the reporter on WFCW's dumb bullshit beat and this is going to be my ass
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I'm the reporter on WFCW's dumb bullshit beat and this is going to be my ass
from now on i'm reading all of Churchill's quotes in Ross perot's voice
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
from now on i'm reading all of Churchill's quotes in Ross perot's voice
He dreamed he'd be the best
But he'll always be number 2
Dax Shephard is... 💩
Dropping this fall
But he'll always be number 2
Dax Shephard is... 💩
Dropping this fall
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
He dreamed he'd be the best
But he'll always be number 2
Dax Shephard is... 💩
Dropping this fall
But he'll always be number 2
Dax Shephard is... 💩
Dropping this fall
i'm the guy who came up with that marketing strategy. I was afraid not enough people know what fucking coca cola tastes like.
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i'm the guy who came up with that marketing strategy. I was afraid not enough people know what fucking coca cola tastes like.
he once unhinged his jaw and swallowed an entire lamb so that should also frighten you.
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
he once unhinged his jaw and swallowed an entire lamb so that should also frighten you.
no, he said that.
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
no, he said that.
memo to cbs news staff: we will be having the zohan from the film "don't mess with the zohan" on to do a recurring segment called "zohan on zorhan"
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
memo to cbs news staff: we will be having the zohan from the film "don't mess with the zohan" on to do a recurring segment called "zohan on zorhan"
getting a bumper sticker that says "if you aren't developing schizophrenia, you aren't paying attention"
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
getting a bumper sticker that says "if you aren't developing schizophrenia, you aren't paying attention"
I haven't trusted a pulley system rigged up in a stadium ever since skycam snapped a tether and tried to murder marvin mcnutt
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I haven't trusted a pulley system rigged up in a stadium ever since skycam snapped a tether and tried to murder marvin mcnutt
this is cool. this guy is cool. thats a cool guy.
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
this is cool. this guy is cool. thats a cool guy.
PULL THE STRINGS!
a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo with a bow tie
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo with a bow tie
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
PULL THE STRINGS!
can you put it in a warhammer analogy?
October 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
can you put it in a warhammer analogy?