Ian Michael B.S.
@ianmichaelbs.bsky.social
b.s. is my name it doesn't stand for blue sky. that's not what the b.s. stands for.
Trossard you beauty!
a woman in a striped shirt is smiling and holding her hand up .
ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is smiling and holding her hand up .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trossard you beauty!
Satisfying twist at the end of this one.
Here’s my experience with BLADE: TRINITY
In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
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In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
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On this week’s SCOTT HASNT SEEN, we watch BLADE: TRINITY, the third entry in the franchise starring Wesley Snipes as the Marvel superhero!
Joining us is @kibblesmith.com, comedian, author, and the writer behind many great comic books!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!
Joining us is @kibblesmith.com, comedian, author, and the writer behind many great comic books!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Satisfying twist at the end of this one.
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
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As someone who does not live in New York, my desire is simple and, perhaps, a little self-serving: I would like to never see Cuomo's stupid fuckin' face or hear his stupid fuckin' voice ever again. It'd be great if that creep just lost this election and went away forever.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
As someone who does not live in New York, my desire is simple and, perhaps, a little self-serving: I would like to never see Cuomo's stupid fuckin' face or hear his stupid fuckin' voice ever again. It'd be great if that creep just lost this election and went away forever.
oh did matty glacias make the exact same idiotic argument that he's been making for decades? interesting. in other news, the nuclear block on bluesky is really something
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
oh did matty glacias make the exact same idiotic argument that he's been making for decades? interesting. in other news, the nuclear block on bluesky is really something
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Sounds like this is designed specifically to prevent big dummies from getting mocked too hard when they post goofball shit
Threads on Bluesky should feel more like conversations you’d have IRL.
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Progress Update: Building Healthier Social Media - Bluesky
Over the next few months, we’ll be iterating on the systems that make Bluesky a better place for healthy conversations. Some experiments will stick, others will evolve, and we’ll share what we learn a...
bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sounds like this is designed specifically to prevent big dummies from getting mocked too hard when they post goofball shit
Liverpool general manager Brian Kelly
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Liverpool general manager Brian Kelly
1. having a nazi tattoo is sufficient to disqualify one from participating in politics.
2. disagreeing with the first statement is also sufficient to disqualify one from participating in politics.
2. disagreeing with the first statement is also sufficient to disqualify one from participating in politics.
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
1. having a nazi tattoo is sufficient to disqualify one from participating in politics.
2. disagreeing with the first statement is also sufficient to disqualify one from participating in politics.
2. disagreeing with the first statement is also sufficient to disqualify one from participating in politics.
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
6-7 is a pretty simple code. it's a homophone of "sick's heaven" which is a popular euphemism for butt chugging cough syrup
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
6-7 is a pretty simple code. it's a homophone of "sick's heaven" which is a popular euphemism for butt chugging cough syrup
I had a dream last night that I went to this show, and connor was doing a zelda rubinstein impression that was so funny people were passing out from laughter. I don't think that will actually happen, but I do think it's a very good omen for the real show
Want to learn how to act in a HORROR film?
Secrets will be REVEALED
Promises BROKEN
Fears REALIZED
Realities SHATTERED
A special Halloween edition of
CONNOR RATLIFF presents
THE ACTING CLASS
Wednesday • 10/29
8:30PM ET • UCBNY
In-person & livestream tickets:
ucbcomedy.com/show/connor-...
Secrets will be REVEALED
Promises BROKEN
Fears REALIZED
Realities SHATTERED
A special Halloween edition of
CONNOR RATLIFF presents
THE ACTING CLASS
Wednesday • 10/29
8:30PM ET • UCBNY
In-person & livestream tickets:
ucbcomedy.com/show/connor-...
October 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I had a dream last night that I went to this show, and connor was doing a zelda rubinstein impression that was so funny people were passing out from laughter. I don't think that will actually happen, but I do think it's a very good omen for the real show
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i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet
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no better way to silence the doubters than to score a goal with your pecker
GOAL ARSENAL. 4-0, Gyokeres 71'
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
no better way to silence the doubters than to score a goal with your pecker
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...
theonion.com
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
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was up all night at nbc hq installing an ai to fully automate their live audio stream. welcome to the future!
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
was up all night at nbc hq installing an ai to fully automate their live audio stream. welcome to the future!
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DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: But when the conditions are right, the Carson Beck will enter its molting phase, forcing every interception out of its body in one night and leaving it hauntingly vulnerable to predators.
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: But when the conditions are right, the Carson Beck will enter its molting phase, forcing every interception out of its body in one night and leaving it hauntingly vulnerable to predators.
new level of hell just dropped
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
new level of hell just dropped
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can’t believe it took you this long to leave that website run by admitted nazis and join this website run by closeted nazis
October 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
can’t believe it took you this long to leave that website run by admitted nazis and join this website run by closeted nazis
this feels like a vic berger edit, but it's just his brain glitching out
Just watched this clip where Gavin Newsom was asked about AIPAC by podcaster Van Lathan Jrand he says it's an interesting question no less than 10 times in 60 seconds
October 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
this feels like a vic berger edit, but it's just his brain glitching out
when I'm listening to pulp
October 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
when I'm listening to pulp
1-800-988-2300 EMPIRE
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
1-800-988-2300 EMPIRE
name an italian.
October 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
name an italian.