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Software engineer. Center-left and indignant. Sycophant to a greyhound. Charlottesville. He/him.
Idk but Susan Collins will be deeply troubled.
January 26, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Idk but Susan Collins will be deeply troubled.
I’m not an LLM — I really do use em-dashes.
January 26, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I’m not an LLM — I really do use em-dashes.
Call me old-fashioned, but I think if you’re that clueless about an organization administrative issues, then you’re just as unqualified to lead said organization.
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Call me old-fashioned, but I think if you’re that clueless about an organization administrative issues, then you’re just as unqualified to lead said organization.
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Algum dia ele morrerá fazendo o que ama, estando no hospital.
September 5, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Algum dia ele morrerá fazendo o que ama, estando no hospital.
I’ve been around long enough to realize no one’s run a fsck lately. Probably’d turn up some bad stuff!
January 25, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I’ve been around long enough to realize no one’s run a fsck lately. Probably’d turn up some bad stuff!
Charlie went out, peed for a solid minute, and turned right back around. Shown no inclination since.
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Charlie went out, peed for a solid minute, and turned right back around. Shown no inclination since.
Only ever reply one simple word:
STOP
STOP
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Only ever reply one simple word:
STOP
STOP
If he’d been doing the Trump dance, it could at least be considered a crime against choreography.
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If he’d been doing the Trump dance, it could at least be considered a crime against choreography.
Call me old-fashioned, but I think if your business model doesn’t support a product that does what it’s supposed to, then you have a shit business model.
Even when the product is a place to live. Especially, even.
Even when the product is a place to live. Especially, even.
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Call me old-fashioned, but I think if your business model doesn’t support a product that does what it’s supposed to, then you have a shit business model.
Even when the product is a place to live. Especially, even.
Even when the product is a place to live. Especially, even.
Mr. President, could you please draw the most tremendous clock?
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Mr. President, could you please draw the most tremendous clock?
That’d sound like he means…something else.
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
That’d sound like he means…something else.
Who will do a Maduro on him first? (Mar-A-Lago can’t be THAT secure…)
January 19, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Who will do a Maduro on him first? (Mar-A-Lago can’t be THAT secure…)
Think I can get AI to generate me a cake?
“But doctor [at annual physical], I had to to it for the sanctity of Art.”
“But doctor [at annual physical], I had to to it for the sanctity of Art.”
January 19, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Think I can get AI to generate me a cake?
“But doctor [at annual physical], I had to to it for the sanctity of Art.”
“But doctor [at annual physical], I had to to it for the sanctity of Art.”
For the record, while DMB is overrated, it’s just in a meh way. Unlike Guadalajarrible.
(Tonight, I chose violence. And Ragged Branch Signature Bourbon, that stuff’s great)
(Tonight, I chose violence. And Ragged Branch Signature Bourbon, that stuff’s great)
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
For the record, while DMB is overrated, it’s just in a meh way. Unlike Guadalajarrible.
(Tonight, I chose violence. And Ragged Branch Signature Bourbon, that stuff’s great)
(Tonight, I chose violence. And Ragged Branch Signature Bourbon, that stuff’s great)
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since this is stamped ♻️ on the bottom of all our plastic containers we’ll be known as the numbered reincarnation civilization.
January 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
since this is stamped ♻️ on the bottom of all our plastic containers we’ll be known as the numbered reincarnation civilization.
I dunno, but it's part of the Petrolithic Period.
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I dunno, but it's part of the Petrolithic Period.