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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ianabstract.bsky.social
"Says here her pronouns are they(them, what's that about?"
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
ianabstract.bsky.social
Call that a pornasocial relationship
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM