💀captain jeefheart💀
@iamtito.bsky.social
thoughts aren’t real.
dad. trophy husband. idiot.
dad. trophy husband. idiot.
slippery balls
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
slippery balls
me watching the cowboys game
Dumb And Dumber Comedy GIF
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media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
me watching the cowboys game
not me downloading a bird watching app
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
not me downloading a bird watching app
symbolic start to finish holy fuck
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
symbolic start to finish holy fuck
hell yeah crowd surfer
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
hell yeah crowd surfer
godfuck gorguts
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
godfuck gorguts
who are all these megans
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
who are all these megans
gonna need one of these reporters to tell that cunt they are with the american people next time he asks
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
gonna need one of these reporters to tell that cunt they are with the american people next time he asks
adventures in stay at home dadding
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
adventures in stay at home dadding
the ol’ onside puntaroo
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
the ol’ onside puntaroo
not so hot guitar take but billy corgan is a tone god
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
not so hot guitar take but billy corgan is a tone god
some blue dream and a beergarita
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
some blue dream and a beergarita
every sax solo is a sexy sax solo is you do it right
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
every sax solo is a sexy sax solo is you do it right
how tf is falling down the stairs not even the worst thing to happen to me today
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
how tf is falling down the stairs not even the worst thing to happen to me today
why are you telling me this im not a lizard
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
why are you telling me this im not a lizard
laundro is a beautiful name for a baby boy
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
laundro is a beautiful name for a baby boy
maybe he’s born with it maybe it’s an adhd burnout for no goddam reason
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
maybe he’s born with it maybe it’s an adhd burnout for no goddam reason
oh no I sat down
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
oh no I sat down
i wish I could think my thoughts one at a time
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i wish I could think my thoughts one at a time
Reposted by 💀captain jeefheart💀
Just going to keep posting until it happens
Primary them all
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Just going to keep posting until it happens