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Lazlo-rat doing his housework 😍
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The irony of this sentence being written by someone called "Grammaticas". the god of anti-grammar?
The thing that the chancellor would say is she thinks it is important to stick to those rules - and she has done today - because that gives the markets credibility - that the government is managing things effectively - and therefore means borrowing costs are kept down.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I earn £14,000 and I don't.

Thanks, bye
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Also: i'm sending off a second complaint tomorrow. literally complaining about the handling of a complaint
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
DWP have emailed my MP.

They're only /just/ starting to investigate the issue that he reported to them in --JULY--. After telling me over the phone in July that they were already investigating.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
You can almost see the love on my face
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Goodbye sweet baby Colin
Colin, as an infant. He is small and entirely covered in brown fur. He is on his back looking at the camera Colin, older. He is asleep on his side and looks more tatty. His arms are crossed across his chest and his back legs are tucked towards his abdomen Colin in a man's arms.
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My heart 😭
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
God bless insurance.. This is for Colin's illness so far, for a total premium in his lifetime of like £200
Invoice received from vet; £564.84 Less policy excess of: £65 Deductions: N/A Final total; £499.84
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
pcse.england.nhs.uk/help/patient...

It's discouraged because of "potential clinical implications", but I can replicate the NHS clinical experience by lying on my laminate floor and playing "computer sez no" repeatedly.
NB: To remove a patient for the above reasons, please submit a request through the GP links. Patient no longer wishes to be registered at any GP surgery It should be emphasised that NHS England and PCSE do not encourage this type of removal due to the potential clinical implications of patients being unregistered. It is encouraged that if patients are unhappy with the services provided by a GP practice that they are advised accordingly on how to register with a different GP practice and not to remove themselves from a GP list. However, if a patient no longer wishes to be registered at any GP surgery, PCSE place the patient on a pending deduction that runs for 14 days. To do so, the patient must send confirmation in the form of a signed letter expressing their desire to be removed. They can send this letter direct to the following address: Primary Care Support England, PO Box 350, Darlington, DL1 9QN.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
My sweet baby Colin
Brown rat with patchy fur climbing a white man's shoulder. The man is nuzzling the rat
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
At the end you can see him try to clean his face but struggle to use his arms. That's a pretty standard neurological sign for rats :(
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Standard interaction with the NHS be like
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Daniel fancies himself an engineer I guess
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I love that you can give a rat so many places to nest and they're still like "no, I'll build my own"
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
England, is that you?
A screenshot of text, reading "Can be reformed under these conditions: X Never". The X is dark red.
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Sweet old man taking his medicine
A brown, tatty rat with curly whiskers eating from a spoon
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I miss Merlin so much tho. He's adorable even when I'm asleep
A white man is asleep in bed. A black and white cat is resting on his shoulder and looking at the camera
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Reddit users be like: "help me please is my rat male or female I can't tell 😭😭 pls help"
A light brown rat on his back, being cupped in hands. He is looking towards the camera. His testicles are very obvious.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My babies 🤩 Colin was having a snooze
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm pretty sure the DWP exist entirely to vex me, but being able to throw the court hearing in their face like this was very amusing
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
ELEGANT
The rat above trying to climb my face
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Daniel-rat is absolutely beautiful though
A champagne-hooded white rat with dark red eyes. He is curled in a croissant shape and looking into the camera and his right ear has a horizontal split
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Daniel made himself comfortable in my lap
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM