they also said that if I didn't start by yesterday, they were going to discharge me without a refund so that's a fun threat to be dealing with right now

Tbh this is even more encouragement for me to leave innit

I've started saying some utterly bizarre stuff. I'll be walking and just quietly go "squalala... Squalala Harris"

The other one, NHS insisted nothing was wrong and it was just ~cosmetic~ so I did it privately and OH a consultant dermatologist and pathologist are like "no this actually needs to be removed by a plastic surgeon as soon as you can"

Both of these were eligible for NHS stuff but I would have been waiting 5+ more years and I'm going to be out of the UK or dead by my own hand by that time.

I literally taught from a hospital bed because Leeds Uni hated the idea lf.paying us properly or treating us with respect

In the other room: "WOWWWW"

I mean if you're gonna bring out the Rome...

you say, while I've been proposing a multi-world thing for months...

like, if they want to introduce a tax for using the roads (e.g., to cover repairs etc) then fine, but that would have to be proportional to the impact of the vehicle on the roads, and thus involve taxing Karen's Toddler Murdering Behemouth more and we can't be having that

I did