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Iamfivebears
@iamfivebears.bsky.social
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Posting from a rainy planet terraformed by an ancient experiment. Piloting robots but not in a way that glorifies state power. He/him.


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iamfivebears.bsky.social
You ever be having a good day and then Darby Allin happens? #AEW #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts #WrestleSky
Classic two panel meme format. In the first panel former AEW Trios Champion Wheeler Yuta walks in front of the barricades outside the ring, looking to the left and smiling a big dumb smile. The second panel is almost identical except former AEW Tag Team Champion Darby Allin has appeared from above frame to kick Yuta in his face and they're both kinda blurry and it says "We'll Be Right Back" at the side of the frame like in the Eric Andre Show. The juxtaposition is very humorous because you wouldn't think a man could launch himself that far that fast but Darby's whole thing is doing that so you just shrug and go "that's wrasslin I guess!" and you're right and that's great.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
Mushroom Tor Andy
Andy (me) showing off my sexy arm in that little red room at Club Chuck on Charles St. On my arm can be seen a tattoo of a mushroom tower ruin. It looks really good and you wanna kiss me.
October 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
1997, October 1,
The END DAY
October 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
Mystery Wrestling is attempting the #WorldsLongestMatch RIGHT NOW and @eviluno.bsky.social just realized he made a huge mistake. Check it out www.twitch.tv/eviluno
August 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
A d6 showing 3 and a d12 showing 4
July 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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It's not just a phase, this is who I am now
The classic Iamfivebears logo we all know and love but with a slick new design
June 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
Been screenshotting the best part of Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX, the UX.
Status screen for the GQuuuuuuX, all oranges and grays. Readings on Minovsky particles, all red bars and plots. A radar with several unknown mobile suits, orange circles and gauges. INPUT MISSION CODE | BARREL COOLING CYCLE ENGAGED | A red and purple command prompt.
June 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
NO
ARMOR
KINGS
Armor King, the older brother to Armor King II and the target of protests around the United States of America on June 14, 2025.
June 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
There are wrong answers
NES Platoon (1987)
May 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
Skin Deep is my fav immsim in years. If you had told me in 2008 that this is where Gravity Bone was heading I would have lost my mind. Great job @blendogames.bsky.social
A red-thread conspiracy board that you build on your ship throughout the game. A massive 256 key mechanical keyboard that I desperately want. A space laser that I used to bore into a wartime weapons cache. BALL MECH ONLINE
May 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Just got the first ending in #Lunacid. Despite how much I dislike horror elements in games I powered through this because I was so into the music, the environments, and the exploration. Can't recommend it to everyone but if you think it looks as gorgeous as I did, check it out.
A dank cobblestone sewer filled with murky water. The only illumination is dim moonlight from a grate in the ceiling. A crumbling stone bridge ends suddenly in a lava-filled cavern. In the distance a spurt of fire and a twisted plant-like thing. Massive branches stretch into pale green fog. Flowers an a lone figure are bathed in moonbeams. A bridge extends to a gated door, the locked entrance to a dark stone tower.
April 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
DEI Speedwagon? Is that anything?
A screenshot of a list of proposed updates for REO Speedwagon for the modern age. The title of the list is Speedwagon 202X. The ideas listed are DEI Speedwagon, DIY Speedwagon, DUI Speedwagon, and FBI Speedwagon. None of the checkboxes are ticked, implying that the answer to the question posed by the original post is, in fact, no.
February 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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1/24 scale cigarette

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A model cigarette, 1/24 the size of an actual cigarette, rests on a finger with a tented arch fingerprint pattern. The model cigarette has a peg designed to fit into the face of a smirking panda bear.
January 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
The only thing I know how to do is win at #pinball.
A trophy, topped by a glowing green pumpkin bucket and a pinball, adorned with a plaque that reads "TARGET OF TERROR / BLOOD THIRSTY 3RD PLACE" Me, flexing in the reflective upper body of the pinball game HARDBODY, while flanked by several other pinball games.
November 3, 2024 at 1:15 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
Gonna be handing these out to trick-or-treaters #Halloween night. Only when the entire community comes together will they discover I've removed the letters for #VOTE because what could be SpOoKiEr than not making your voice heard? #GetSpooked #GetFuckinSpooked #GetOutTheVote #Taihao #candy
A bowl of beautiful candies, ready for trick-or-treaters. Wait a minute, those aren't candies. They're Tai-hao's Sunshine PBT Doubleshot Keycaps!
October 31, 2024 at 1:59 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
Darby Allin: Talks about being broke and having a shitty job and living in his car every single time he does an #AEW promo
Every other face in the company:
👉👈 is for me? A meme making everyone look innocent as they plunder Darby's schtick even though he's already run it into the ground.
October 24, 2024 at 12:04 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
An Elder Poster on Blue Sky is just a powered up version of the regular Poster from earlier in the game, but with a palette swap and poison attacks.
Evidence that I am user 794,370, in the top 10%, and resistant to Light Damage.
September 17, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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I'm very excited to announce the release of my ebook. I've been working on this story in various forms for years, I'm so glad I'm finally able to share it.

Deep Salvage Report: A Pile of Ghosts
A poster advertising an ebook. It reads: The debut ebook by Andy Kotch Deep Salvage Report: A Pile of Ghosts A Sci-Fi story, exploring a derelict vessel under an acidic purple Ocean on an alien world. Available now on Amazon, Apple books, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, and more! Help me achieve my dream of having $40
April 20, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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BlueSky's open, quote one art to promote yourself 🌃
Corrupted NES game footage being projected on an amalgam of detritus.
February 8, 2024 at 12:53 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
found the portal
A black building with an absurdly large window, fully lit against the night. It cannot be a part of the same world as its surroundings and it imparts a sense of ennui and dread.
January 29, 2024 at 2:45 PM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas (1973)
A giant, sentient pop tart who is willingly undergoing extreme pain and torture so that its society may thrive.
December 30, 2023 at 1:29 AM
iamfivebears.bsky.social
Pinball machines are the purest art form and no social media site will succeed until they can emulate that feel #pinball #Pinbaltimore
Mechanical minutiae from the pinball game Airborne A large passenger plant flying over the mountains during sunset from the pinball game Bon Voyage A man with a laser sword fighting strange dinosaur-like creatures from the pinball game Middle Earth A cosmic woman clothed in explosions from the pinball game Galaxy
October 4, 2023 at 12:53 PM